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Thrice! With my bro! Reasons to stay alive!

05.12.2025 08:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Calm down, malt loaf

01.12.2025 20:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Work. But I hope Bushey made you smile

29.11.2025 09:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BUSHEY @mrpsb.uk

29.11.2025 08:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am alerted!

29.11.2025 07:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perly werly uwu

29.11.2025 07:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so good when cats do a stretch

28.11.2025 00:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A capybara in a hat and harness the caption says β€œI’m built different like incorrectly I think”

A capybara in a hat and harness the caption says β€œI’m built different like incorrectly I think”

16.11.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

13.11.2025 23:27 πŸ‘ 4358 πŸ” 1364 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 96
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I couldn't wait for the summer and the

07.11.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know l'Il like it, I can't watch it until the
Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and l don't have any more control over it than you do.

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know l'Il like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and l don't have any more control over it than you do.

This.

06.11.2025 23:30 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heart, hurry up and unbreak

05.11.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
me when i have to be so normal about people casually talking about chatgpt b/c i cant scream

me when i have to be so normal about people casually talking about chatgpt b/c i cant scream

"so i asked gpt"
"i was talking to gpt"
"yeah lets see what gpt thinks"
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27.10.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
--- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! --- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

RIP - dashare.zone ADMIN

24.10.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 795 πŸ” 238 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

How many are there?!

20.10.2025 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I fucking love column selection mode

22.09.2025 11:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heyyyy this is a train face

18.09.2025 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene and we're on 'da bridge, down near the laid back chairs where one would navigate the ship. But the bridge is EMPTY OF OTHERS except for Dr Crusher. Where is everyone? We'll never know. Back to Bev, she's standing in the first picture and then in the second frame sits in the chair looking puzzled and stressed, while red alert lights shine all around.  Closed caption reads, "If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene and we're on 'da bridge, down near the laid back chairs where one would navigate the ship. But the bridge is EMPTY OF OTHERS except for Dr Crusher. Where is everyone? We'll never know. Back to Bev, she's standing in the first picture and then in the second frame sits in the chair looking puzzled and stressed, while red alert lights shine all around. Closed caption reads, "If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe."

Alt in picture one!

Alt in picture one!

21.08.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 1977 πŸ” 615 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 85

Then: "Do not give a 3rd party access to our source code!"
Now: "With this new tool we give a 3rd party access to our source code after each key press."

07.08.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love him and I am very happy to see him, thank you! He is also in fact very relevant to my silly post because he is orange too 🧑

25.07.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ctermfg=172 :3

25.07.2025 10:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

git stauts

... :3

25.07.2025 08:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when computers were good?

17.07.2025 11:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The "Boy annoying a girl with a trumpet" meme, where I'm the girl covering her ears, labeled "me just trying to work", being pursued by the boy playing the trumpet, labeled "Microsoft Copilot"

The "Boy annoying a girl with a trumpet" meme, where I'm the girl covering her ears, labeled "me just trying to work", being pursued by the boy playing the trumpet, labeled "Microsoft Copilot"

EVERY DAY. ALL DAY.

16.07.2025 18:05 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
DA COMPUTER HAS GONE FROM AN EMPLOYEE OF HUMANS TO OUR BOSS , I WILL NEVER OBEY A GLASS SCREEN OR A METAL BOX , WE NEVER LET A HAMMER TELL US WHAT TO HIT SO WHY DO THEY THINK WE WILL TAKE THIS SHIT FROM A PHONE OR A LAPTOP !!!!!!! AND DAT EXT SAYS "COMPUTERS SHOULD DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO " STOP GUESSING WAHT I WANT DO NOT EVE R REMIND ME LATER AND SHOW ME POSTS FROM DA PEPOLE I FOLLOW IN THE ORDER THEY POST IT MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DA COMPUTER HAS GONE FROM AN EMPLOYEE OF HUMANS TO OUR BOSS , I WILL NEVER OBEY A GLASS SCREEN OR A METAL BOX , WE NEVER LET A HAMMER TELL US WHAT TO HIT SO WHY DO THEY THINK WE WILL TAKE THIS SHIT FROM A PHONE OR A LAPTOP !!!!!!! AND DAT EXT SAYS "COMPUTERS SHOULD DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO " STOP GUESSING WAHT I WANT DO NOT EVE R REMIND ME LATER AND SHOW ME POSTS FROM DA PEPOLE I FOLLOW IN THE ORDER THEY POST IT MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

OBEY ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

16.07.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 723 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

He's dreamy 😍

14.07.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

STICKERS ON UR CRT!

11.07.2025 10:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They've put AI in pissing NOTEPAD is nothing sacred

11.07.2025 10:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELOTON WRECKEN A WHOLE CITY AND IT SAY'S " THE WORST PART OF THE WORLD BEING RUN BY DUMB ASSES IS THAT I STILL CANT GET A JOB, LET ME RUN YOUR COMPANY INTO THE GROUND, IM PRETTY SURE THAT I COULD MAKE UNSAFE CARS, WEB SITES THAT LOSE MONEY AND ROCKATS THAT CRASH " - DA SKELTON IS JUST THINKEN ABOUT HOW THE LEAST INTERESTING, LEAST CREATIVE, LEAST LITERATE AND LEAST EMPATHETIC PEOPLE ARE DA ONE'S WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF WHATS GOING ON IN DA CONOMY AND DA GOVERMET, AND IF THATS THE CASE THEN REGLAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME SHOULD GET A SHOT, IF YA DONT EVEN HAVE TO SELL CAR'S TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLERS AT THE CAR COMPANY THEN FUCK IT, I BEEN NOT SELLING CAR'S FOR YEARS, IM APPARENTLY GREAT AT NOT SELLING CAR'S , AND UNLIKE EVERY ONE IN SILICON VALLY I DONT HAVE THE BRAIN OF A SERIAL KILLER AND THE FACE OF A SERIAL KILLER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELOTON WRECKEN A WHOLE CITY AND IT SAY'S " THE WORST PART OF THE WORLD BEING RUN BY DUMB ASSES IS THAT I STILL CANT GET A JOB, LET ME RUN YOUR COMPANY INTO THE GROUND, IM PRETTY SURE THAT I COULD MAKE UNSAFE CARS, WEB SITES THAT LOSE MONEY AND ROCKATS THAT CRASH " - DA SKELTON IS JUST THINKEN ABOUT HOW THE LEAST INTERESTING, LEAST CREATIVE, LEAST LITERATE AND LEAST EMPATHETIC PEOPLE ARE DA ONE'S WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF WHATS GOING ON IN DA CONOMY AND DA GOVERMET, AND IF THATS THE CASE THEN REGLAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME SHOULD GET A SHOT, IF YA DONT EVEN HAVE TO SELL CAR'S TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLERS AT THE CAR COMPANY THEN FUCK IT, I BEEN NOT SELLING CAR'S FOR YEARS, IM APPARENTLY GREAT AT NOT SELLING CAR'S , AND UNLIKE EVERY ONE IN SILICON VALLY I DONT HAVE THE BRAIN OF A SERIAL KILLER AND THE FACE OF A SERIAL KILLER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN

09.05.2025 19:26 πŸ‘ 11294 πŸ” 2264 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 67

1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.

12.04.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 7915 πŸ” 3617 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 446