Not my corset busting the second I hit the ground

“Blairrie pumpkin can’t hurt you, it’s not real”
Blairrie pumpkin:

The Sky Ferreira of STL drag

Put Jade Jolie on every season of every show ever

Don’t let me staple my titty again, thanks

No white girl needs to being anything from Renaissance. Stop the madness

No I will not shut up about the Katseye Gap ad

I get to work with one of my favorite queens tomorrow! Might shit and cry and die 😭

i hate when the used macbook i got in 2014 acts up….

Tooooo excited for this!!!!!

I’m so fucking pissed that it’s not a crisp 60 degrees

I’m so obsessed

People act like a snack wrap isn’t just a single chicken strip in a tortilla

Remember when they told us there were aliens on Earth and we all said “okay” and then moved on

Nicole Paige Brooks followed me on TikTok, don’t talk to me

Pride in the grove can suck my toe. Literally never again

I’m finally on an antidepressant that works and have a boyfriend that likes me, can we not go to war rn

KATSEYE is really filling my girl group void 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

The most boring person you know hates the new Sabrina Carpenter album cover

I need everyone to stop sleeping on Snow Wife

Charging my laptop on a phone charger bc I left in a hurry and forgot to grab my Blair ChargHer

Being perceived in the pit

The queen has spoken!!! @chloecuriosity.bsky.social

There’s so many problems in this world and Katy Perry’s isn’t gonna be the one to solve them. Her being the internets punching is very weird to me. Maybe put all that energy into the people actively working to take our rights away and succeeding

Katy needed to come back so she can release 1432-678910

Seeing someone who doesn’t give a singular fuck about drag has actually been so refreshing. Like yes please never ask me to do your makeup and don’t try to start performing lol

I just yawned and got a charley horse under my chin and wanted to die

LohanVision was a mood

Conservative Instagram getting ahold of Blair WarnHER content is the equivalent of killing a colonial child with cool ranch Doritos

I think I like gossip better than sex, money, and food