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Manny Goldstein

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Based on a true story *People’s Front of Judea*

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She would’ve wanted it that way.

10.03.2026 19:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awkward. And dusty.

10.03.2026 18:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The “kindly” tells me that you really have gone native.

10.03.2026 18:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fascist Head in a Jar, incoming.

09.03.2026 12:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t tease

09.03.2026 11:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hear his brother Brian is also quite clever. ;)

08.03.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Has anybody thought about the fact that all these nonces haven’t stopped being paedos just because Epstein is out of the picture?

I mean, just to be clear, the President of the United States is a child rapist who is very likely still raping children whenever he can.

06.03.2026 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tell me you’ve never seen “Meet the Feebles” without telling me you’ve never seen “Meet the Feebles”.

06.03.2026 18:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That one squinty/judgy eye

03.03.2026 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Copies of pre-nups in every room.

03.03.2026 19:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We obviously could do with some adult supervision based on previous choices we’ve made with our lives.

03.03.2026 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Two-time divorcee here who would also like to subscribe to this newsletter.

03.03.2026 19:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t imagine Wigan would have him back anyway.

03.03.2026 16:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Came here to put the same quotes around those words. 🤢

03.03.2026 16:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was gonna say the ginger beard, but…

02.03.2026 23:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why does this cat look like my rabbi? Or vice versa, I suppose.

02.03.2026 21:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If only you were a famous director or something.

02.03.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like we’re ever leaving anyway. 🙄

02.03.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He needs to just wander into a canal already.

02.03.2026 20:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If it’s who I’m thinking it is, uggggggghhh…

02.03.2026 20:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That cat totally lives in Golders Green.

02.03.2026 20:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But. But. But I saw the Ben Affleck movie…

02.03.2026 13:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m the oldest of two.

The rules that were imposed upon me were stretched to the point of breaking so many time that when they finally did break, I flew so far into the darkness that it’s taken decades to find my way out.

My sister was a “good girl” - right up until getting pregnant at 17. 🙄

02.03.2026 13:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It does make your position significantly more determined.

28.02.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel somewhat bad for Laura*. The shooting star she tethered her career to turned out to be a floppy-haired dog turd that didn’t care about her any more than he did the country and she’s never really recovered from betraying all of her principles and ethics the way she did.

*Not at all tbh.

28.02.2026 18:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
28.02.2026 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What? Issa Pisces ♓️ reference.

28.02.2026 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
28.02.2026 18:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re a spicy fish. ;)

28.02.2026 18:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not going to continue to waste my time with somebody who is so utterly entrenched in fighting this lost battle that they cannot understand that there’s no rights issue here that says that the British government can’t charge VAT on the service. Pay the tax or teach your kids at home. Bye!

28.02.2026 13:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1