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pariah carey

@chipmunk

woman / bacterial host

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Posts 07.07.2023
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Latest posts by pariah carey @chipmunk

given the current state of literally everything I will be aging swiftly and unapologetically

01.03.2026 23:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everyone who tried to look unapproachable in highschool was right

19.02.2026 23:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

reviewing Epstein reels but every other video is an ad about hair removal cream or how to make your boobs perky. in other news I am going to become Amish.

17.02.2026 21:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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this is actually so rude I’m never leaving a message anywhere ever again

30.01.2026 23:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im doing oppositional defiance ads, if I see your shit I’m OUT everything is borderline unwatchable even if I’m paying for a subscription im so tired fuck yall

25.01.2026 00:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in Canada you fight a line cook out back to order animal style

22.01.2026 03:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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it has recently been brought to my attention that this is not the same guy

29.12.2025 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

every time I change birth control it’s like “well the last one was horrible, we don’t know why and I guess we will see what happens with this one”

22.12.2025 06:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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guys being dudes @antonioslamsci.bsky.social

22.12.2025 06:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have overcommitted to crocheting and baking this year why am I an enemy to myself

18.12.2025 21:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

18.12.2025 19:52 👍 3497 🔁 837 💬 28 📌 19
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18.12.2025 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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being conscious at any point this year

18.12.2025 06:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.12.2025 06:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

any “news outlet” using “cancer symptoms you shouldn’t ignore” as clickbait are the first to go in the pit

18.12.2025 05:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok

18.12.2025 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not to be christ-y but Hell by streetlight manifesto

18.12.2025 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

time person of the year as if I need to know about another guy

12.12.2025 05:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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goodnight

12.12.2025 05:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he can shave parmesan onto my salad but if he looks me in the eyes I’m calling the national guard

12.12.2025 05:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dying on the hill that secure people don’t desire power over others

12.12.2025 05:12 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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everyone over 50 is getting this im so tired

12.12.2025 05:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not enough women talk about how terrifying pregnancy is like I do not want my organs shuffled like a magicians deck of cards but ok

12.12.2025 01:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't want to know about everything

Fuck off

11.12.2025 21:32 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
clapps favorite pears, painted by royal charles steadman, 1924

clapps favorite pears, painted by royal charles steadman, 1924

clapps favorite pears, painted by royal charles steadman, 1924

11.12.2025 23:18 👍 51 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

stop telling me that having kids is hard. if the drunkest girl in pajama pants at my highschool could do it 4 times I can probably do it once and be fine

12.12.2025 01:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war

11.12.2025 02:13 👍 4227 🔁 984 💬 26 📌 15

I would like my job to be the guy at the aquarium who puts on his scuba gear and kisses all the fish goodnight

11.12.2025 04:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

swearing within earshot of your roomba voids the warranty fyi

20.11.2025 05:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will no longer be watching white guys eat hot peppers for content the horse is dead

01.11.2025 04:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0