Rix

And when you trip you have a cushion to land on!

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

I share this deeply

Really need the elsewhere 🫠

Baltic Blackout Bender goes hard tbh

It’s insane how adorable you are

I am very confident you’d be able to handle the lower Nebula class, second shot, on the left

You’re definitely getting the Sovereign in the lower right of the first shot, simply because you’re using Trek in the real world

Could have also pulled a Klingon in and gone B’rel

I feel like the cliche list would be “Ambassador, Cheyenne, Defiant, Excelsior, Akira” or “Freedom class” if you didn’t want to repeat an A

I’m not even sure how many Trek fans know that the Bradbury or Federation even exist, and the Challenger isn’t one of the more popular background Dominion War ships! I give you props

I’m not an annoying gay because I’m beautiful and perfect

You have picked the most UNHINGED choices and I fully respect it

Ok now I need to hear all the classes you chose 😍

Badly

Come get sexy with me then

Should.

You know, I think your dogs have actually earned you the upper-right Sovereign in the second shot. But you have to command it in tandem Janeway/Chakotay style with your man

Dat aft*

A noble cause! You’ve won me over, you can have the other Akira, just stay in flank

They’d look better with you in me 😇

As a benevolent commodore, I do take requests, so you’re getting the lower Nebula class in the second shot 🥰

Don’t worry, I’ve noticed how your boobs have started to firm up. Not that we care about such things in this day and age

Come claim

I’m just a silly guy who can’t take ass pics

Would LOVE that

Thanks, can you come get in it?

And literally named after that anime!

Happy hump day btw

Oh bb you’re very clearly taking the Nova class right beside @sebastienlabelle.bsky.social