American Guy Next Door

America needs this for dumb lonely white dudes.

That's not how white privilege works. White privilege is being so dense that you think white privilege doesn't exist.

He wore a hat, so you'd talk about his hat, because that's his MO: bury your illegal headline with an absurd one. The 'hat' headline beats the 'he murdered American military for no reason' headline.

Guess whose coffin is gonna see a lot of people wearing hats?

Trump cologne smells like a cross between dead soldier and 13yr old girl.

The getaway driver, who did not have a gun, who did not shoot the banker 9 times in the back, is considered an ACCOMPLICE who is guilty of the murder. Republican Senators are ACCOMPLICES to war crimes, child trafficking, and numerous other unconstitutional and illegal actions committed by the WH.

Huh, all this time, I was unaware Jesus' message was actually to kill all brown and/or poor people, extort as much $$ as possible, and r@pe kids so you can put it on your resume as a key aptitude for MAGA.

Trump demands "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER" from Iran It's the most unambiguous statement of U.S. war aims since the operation began seven days ago.

In a perfectly rational statement, Trump demands surrender from dead people. He self-professed to have accidentally killed the 2nd and 3rd backup leaders, so now he wants to pretend the dead have surrendered so he can end the illegal war he started.

www.axios.com/2026/03/06/t...

I remember that time we armed a bunch of afgans and it totally didnt bite us in the @$$ and result in 9/11.

As long as a Nazi is at the helm, Tesla will represent lynching minorities for fun. They should give them out to ICE. You couldn't pay me enough to drive one.

Polestar market cap = $1.5 Billion.
Tesla market cap = $1.2 Trillion.

The US death toll amid the illegal war against itself is higher.

I can't wait to "help" American patriots escort this criminal regime out of office... through peaceful voting.

It doesn't ask you to 'press 1 if you are white' first?

Here's a picture of Republican Senators driving America.

While drunk and driving with 3 kids ziptied in my trunk, I ran a red light and killed 6 military personnel. Had I not run that red light, would I still be a patriotic ICE goon?

3 U.S. Planes Are Shot Down in ‘Friendly Fire’ in Kuwait, U.S. Military Says

Alright! Hegseth won a free vacation with Patel! I called it! It only took a couple days. Up next, I bet Hegseth kills a lot more American military through sheer incompetence. At least its for a good cause - fulfilling Trump's promise to never need to vote again.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/w...

I love that Republicans back Jasmine Crockett and if Trump said Iran's attack was Hunter Biden's homemade Jewish space laser's fault, those same Republican SENATORS would defend him and 30% of the country would agree and believe it.
The Republican Party is over and doesn't know it.

That's called a rational thought.

I feel the same way about Nancy Mace.

Trump and Rubio get off on the irony.

His positive demeanor reminds me of Schumer and Jeffries' numerous benign responses to all the atrocities being committed by a lawless regime.

I keep thinking the tide will accelerate, but surprisingly many MAGA and state media continue to think, 'Yeah he's a felon and war criminal and racist and pedo and extortionist and corrupt and senile and incontinent guy threatening to kill all who oppose him, but he's a smart guy who wants to help.'

Don't forget that this criminal regime is also extremely racist, not just sexist.

The headline is, 'Corrupt DOJ interviews nonexistent people in Epstein files while avoiding ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.

Pentagon Fires Another Laser at a Drone, Prompting a New Air Closure

At this point, I assume Hegseth is incentivised for screwups, like a trip to Italy with Patel if he tweets out Iran War plans, or a new G5 jet like Noems if he accidentally blows up a few domestic American planes.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/u...

American among those killed on speedboat in Cuban waters, White House confirms At least one U.S. citizen was also among the six who were wounded and arrested by Cuban authorities, a U.S. official said.

White House confirms Cuba murdering Americans on a boat is totally uncool because they were just copying. Cuba is a poser who will never commit war crimes as awesomely as Trump's Administration.

www.cbsnews.com/news/america...

I could care less if he likes dogs. I want a President who obeys laws, isn't a felon, isn't racist, and doesn't traffick kids.

Squad (U.S. Congress) - Wikipedia

I want the Squad to replicate this as they travel to Trump's treason hearing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squad_(...

Whenever I hear the term 'illegals', I think of ICE. Not the people they are kidnapping, but the constant crimes committed by ICE.