Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
06.03.2026 13:38
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Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
美味しい草をスンスン嗅いでます
📷20230528 #埼玉県こども動物自然公園 #クオッカワラビー
銀河鉄道に乗って
天の川を旅したい
#watercolor
Paul mescal hates cats and jessie buckley made her now-husband get rid of his cats, which is crazy to me
From knowing nothing about these people to "huh, I think my feelings are now negative"
“Have you heard about [recent event in the news]?” No. I have been marking coffee shops on maps of various towns and cities.
friend who works in a gift shop explaining how a customer who always buys their latest board games had his wife come in to inform them that he’s not allowed to buy anymore board games and not to sell them to him
『不思議な生き物 カモノハシ』 ラインナップ＜１＞ノーマル＜２＞食べる＜３＞卵をあたためる＜４＞授乳 メーカー：ターリン・インターナショナル 2023年5月発売予定 300円カプセル購入はこちら（楽天） "The Mysterious Platypus" Lineup: <1> Normal <2> Eating <3> Warming Eggs <4> Breastfeeding Manufacturer: Tarin International Scheduled for release in May 2023 Purchase the 300 yen capsule here (Rakuten)
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/15866
『不思議な生き物 カモノハシ』発売！
"The Mysterious Creature: The Platypus" now on sale!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
Walked to my regular coffee shop and forgot they are closed today and tomorrow to install new floors. Walked another mile to a different coffee shop and they had all their windows papered over and an “out of business :(“ sign. They were just open on Saturday. Rip.
every aspect of our lives should have a belt system like karate
Tired of being on the computer but it’s very icy out today so no point in not being on here.
A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell
loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?
It's the simple pleasures that really piss me off
樽の中にはなんと、ミナミコアリクイが隠れていました……
📱20240824 #伊豆アニマルキングダム #ミナミコアリクイ
sign toilet one place one dream
Little gentleman. Needs a top hat 🎩.
猫 cat
ねこのしゃしん載せていいんですか！？ヤッタ～～～！
the everythingness of everything else
can i test some spells on u
The visible song of a male Red-winged Blackbird in the morning light.
I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.
A mango cream filled sugar coated pastry.
The mango filling in this pastry is so light and fluffy that it’s going to haunt me until I buy it again.
ミナミコアリクイのイフちゃん、うさぎさんに渾身の威嚇のポーズを決めたのに全然効いてなくてとぼとぼ帰ってました
📱20260228 #伊豆アニマルキングダム #ミナミコアリクイ
A beautiful green craftsman type house in the winter.
A closer picture of the attic window on the same house showing a drawing/painting of a sitting cat.
Computer…enhance. Never noticed this before today.
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
Wish the news was about something like this for once.
Always happy to chat with people I like. And I like you.
Pretend it’s 2008 and I am sharing that critique.
