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Dowager Allison Salmon

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I've made a bunch of games and a couple kids. Programming Design Patterns Wonk. Chaotic bi πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ I would rather be outside My opinions are my own. She/Her.

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Yes 😐

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...I'm just going to be very sleepy when I try to start work Monday!

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I'm sure I will eventually...

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm supposed to be on a plane to Japan right now ... Alas ... I am not. My advice would be don't try to fly on American Airlines to Japan.

Rebooked on Delta for tomorrow....please wish me luck.

07.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

move slow and repair things

06.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 2835 πŸ” 885 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what it looks like when my dog fires YOU

05.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ladies and gentlemen, i am so pleased to introduce the next secretary of homeland security

05.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

yeeeeeeeeessssss!

05.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
LIVE AT MAGI QUEST IN GURNEE IL!! - 8/18/23 Great Wolf Lodge Visit
LIVE AT MAGI QUEST IN GURNEE IL!! - 8/18/23 Great Wolf Lodge Visit YouTube video by TheLuigiReactor

So it was about 10 years ago that I was installing the last immersive game I was director on....tomorrow I go on the first install trip for an immersive game...so out of nostalgia. Here is a guy livestreaming playing that previous game I was engineering director on! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdtl...

05.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

明ζ—₯γ―ζ±δΊ¬γ«θ‘ŒγγΎγ™ 😱

05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

uh, so this might be a good moment to snap up a deal on a used EV while you can

05.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 8

Just assume everything you type into Chat GPT goes straight into the US government databases.

Note this is also true for EVERYTHING you post online here and elsewhere too.

05.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I started performing with a puppetry company around age 5 and continued performing with them up through high school.

(It's maybe less surprising when you learn that it was my Mother's company)

05.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In high school, boyfriend and I decided to go out in the woods at sunset for a romantic picnic off trail. We only brought candles, no flashlights...we got super lost, got scraped up by brambles & poison ivy & were lucky we didn't start a forest fire or run into some animal trying to find our way out

05.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look I'm not asking for them to have a full-on redemption arc, I'm just asking them to stay in bed instead of bombing anyone else

it is remarkably easy to do

i have managed to go over 17,000 consecutive days without bombing anyone

05.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! Sending good thoughts your way.

04.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's similar to the expert fallacy...where people assume because someone is an expert in one domain that they can express expertise in all domains.

Also our society has a cult of genius....where we elevate certain people to the status of "genius" and assume that they are all knowing.

04.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Harry Potter.
Go watch #StarfleetAcademy instead.

04.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

DINO LOT
DINO LOT
DINO LOT
DINO L

04.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meeeee I won't be at GDC

04.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so so important though. Especially when doing client work! Rarely does it work out this well.

Under promise and over deliver. Don't put your teams in a bad situation by low balling your estimates. If it takes less time great! But it won't most of the time. Leave room for shit to happen.

04.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are beautiful creatures. There was a couple of them that stop at wingra park every summer and last summer there were babies!

03.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Met some Sandhill Cranes today and they DNGAF who you are, this is their parking lot.

Big birds are a bit scary. Can you imagine how terrifying Dinosaurs would have been.

03.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh, to be a wolf in Northern Minnesota foraging for blueberries.

03.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸŽ‰It's exciting to see the growth still happening in Wisconsin even while the game industry is going through such an awful period. Organizations like the WGA are important for weathering these storms and building a better future.

02.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It can definitely be both some days

01.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate everything about this article.

01.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we, the Gambling On Everything App, have decided to have Morals

conveniently, this means we don’t have to pay you any money

01.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 462 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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I choose love over hate.
And bigger love when love comes.

If you're unsure about trans people,
Chiitan isn't asking you to understand.
Just watch over them kindly.

Trans folks simply want to laugh, love & grow
with those who light up their world. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

01.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 5939 πŸ” 1699 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 23