B.C. Freeman

i'm pretty neurotypical if i was a cat

#magnanimous ghosts
graceful haunt

Dreams that feel like home.

Kettle on, rising whistle
Voice in the far room.

Thru the walls it's
always mystery
You're off to school
To war, a career?

Case is unresolved.

Breyers vanilla
Cat keeps watch

We hold hands
in the quiet of a tomb.

#vss365

I hate it when somebody in a movie has a problem. Can’t they just have a nice time

Bountiful poultry
Take these broken wings and learn
To fly again so

#vss365 #haiku #kfcsponsored

Bless this mess
Target vices sow forgetfulness
Deadly. Sloth or lust or avarice
We're gonna need a bigger distraction

Retail therapy
Christen her the Slice of Lethargy
No sail, no motor
Just oars
& likely even those were left ashore

Archers to your stations
Viking sendoff
BYO S'mores

#vss365

Strange light
Entropic #splendor of ruptured space
Looseknit team of atoms rearranged.

In the wind
Theseus flotsam currents
Here and there
& Britglish back again.

Lockheed cure for #cataracts?
Yep. I'm in the wind
Having just poured one placebo drink
& sat down at my desk to think.

#vss365

What if Gaul were to fragment further
Into four parts
Into more?

I'm timid enough to fear Latin
Timid enough to never call.

Instead of your voice
An empty space
A narrow corridor to crawl.

Take a walk before the fall-

What if our world is spinning faster?
What if it didn't turn at all.

#vss365

...What do you mean, normal men?

Breached by the storm
Torn.
#Obsessed

Besieged.
Eye glints
Satopposite or set against

Bruised scraped.
Akimbo.
Prey flees
Instinctively relents

Sui generis.
No warning
Menace to the mets

Bewitch voice. Endless
Fall too fast as
She removes the nets

#vss365

stellar door
no phrase prettier in English
passed down,
transmogrified l'dor v'dor

runner up: celestial portcullis
bronze to heaven's gate
but that's the dullest.

#vss365

#vss365

winter's #blatant cruelty
will end
and light will return

NA beer o'clock
File by imbibed
Flummoxed. Beastly.
Unbright-tailed &
Neither bushy-eyed

4:20 somewhere
Sidequest expands
Dadsneaks
NB voluntary mystified
in vacant lands

Surf's up
Sad handed hung ten
on a wave of bad news

Patent-pending ghost mirror
Sure bet
Can barely stand the view

#vss365

Send yr AI avatar to work day

Pro tip:

Did you drop your cellphone in some water? You can save it by putting it in rice! Add onion, bell pepper, tomatoes, and salt, and fry for 30 minutes. Serves 4.

Gas main feigns operable
Workday seems tolerable

Emotional support chip bag with
Ceremonial tremble before G-d
Half baked epiphanies
limp through the fog

Today's bicker brought to you by
that Xwing bog
'No try. Don't ever try.'

Masticate, miss
Smart sharks kiss for the sharpest bliss.

#vss365

temporary non-lacuna
animate premortuary
unceased, undesisted
hollow be they name.

tap skull c/o forehead
limited storage potential
a hoard of RPG dice
shake so they roll through the eyes.

fork the electrical outlet
kiss at the same time
bury my heart in Flushing
by the fuckloud 7 line.

#vss365

Jurassic yogurt

I wouldn't tell
You wouldn't ask
Hand museum #touch parameters
Signs both sides of the glass.

Broken broke
I think they've snapped
Both my arms and one leg lifted
Magic marker cast.

Dot dot dot
Process crash
Wordsmith words return to sender
Pressure test the dash--

#vss365

Superb

2nd movie has more Ralph Fiennes than anyone might even ask for (not a complaint per se)

As a symbol of respect and solidarity, we Philly folks should get the Go Birds kid to publicly apologize to the Vikings fan lady.

A simply and somewhat crudely stick figure with mild, tired eyes and a weary, vaguely dreamy smile

A trick of the light
Every time you disappear
I get surprised.

Don't believe my own eyes
The safety of the darkened sky
in short supply.

Dirty sheets
Magic vs. disbelief
Escaping the quotidian
to wild relief.

Morning with the sorcerer's intern
The sleightest hands,
the saddest #ruse.

#vss365

#slip slide glide
An open call for asteroid collides
tshirt of those hospital doors marked
dead inside.

At the Deptford Mall in a Patty Smith disguise
Get a Facetime call from the demon with a million eyes

We see you. We watch.
It's fine it's fine.
Look behind you.
Tiptoe.
Hide.

#vss365

Paunch punch
The messy middle
Flood plains
Forecast called for extra #drizzle

Headband
Second fiddle
Fanny pack
Poison pen, the dead man's riddle

Bow string
Flecked with spittle
Frog boil
LOST KITTEN? Just a little

This town
This fuckall town
Crack this Krampus globe
And tear it down.

#vss365

American transformation:
Peel the stickers, this Cube's solved

#Bend Gumby to his maximum, beyond

Deflate the football
Tuck it in your backpack. Run.

Opposite Scrabble:

Anyone who accidentally makes a word gets punched.

The loser (per usual the last one holding tiles) gets lunch.

#vss365

Bust a slow move

#loom in view

Play the long game.

Prufrock on geologic time
I am a rock! an iiiiiisland etc.
You'll find me if it's meant to be.

I think of you for half my life
In the end learn
you've ignored me telepathically:
Some type of quantum block sender
Maybe a charm or spell.

#vss365

Drive like the drones aren't watching
Veer at the edge of the earth
Feel, just below the horizon
The cold vacuum of space.

Livestream or it didn't happen
Caption: last life past your birth
The flat curve still surprises
Simulate my sense of place.

#vss365

Direct line to the devil
We do Ouija incantation
Sacrificials from the sacrificial store
The names of federal officials
Their dreaded names.

Here within the pentagram, my dear
The government opens.

Crackling fire, low roar
#murmurs, builds, and there
above the darkened trees,
a door.

#vss365

softlit soft
#dapple plied
softlit soft soft softest sky

(how mushroom clouds
bloom radiant by night)

(how parity,
how soft surprise);

or eclipse you
eclipse my
(how staring at you burned my eyes)

i wanted you like the
Geiger counter certainty that
everyone who sees you dies.

#vss365

activision cartridge
calibrated #sear
bitflip brain hey pizza's here

throttle sky sky sky drones on
on on summer desert sky
endless flyer
tensile trigger
doorbell doorbell
box arrives

smoke smoke til it hurts yr eyes
target burns
with the air around them
out of sight
now out of mind.

#vss365