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@messysandwich

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Latest posts by cheese all over your hands @messysandwich

I support you and your noodle arms!

Wait shit, I forgot I was doing a bit

02.01.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's arm wrestle right now. U and me, bro

02.01.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Best place to put dumb shit your lead will never notice because they trust you to their detriment.

26.11.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like there is this recurring thing in internet responses to fiction where anything non-utopian in the worldbuilding is treated as a flaw in the writing rather than the society.

09.11.2025 04:37 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Lmaoooooo

05.11.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where do you find all this discourse? Am I missing the tguy newsletter

04.11.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"One of those is a lesbian." I snorted.

01.11.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI evangelists are archetypal "Ideas Guys". The ones who are convinced they've come up with the best movie/comic/game concept ever, but just need actual talented people to make it for them. The inevitable lack of interest from creatives is, in their mind, the reason they've never succeeded.

26.05.2025 11:12 πŸ‘ 1434 πŸ” 379 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 20

Why are you so funny

30.09.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh if only you had a book club

24.07.2025 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where's the one that just says "slut"

23.07.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hahahahhaha fuck me

09.07.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I found my SINGLE SET of dice!

08.07.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am once again putting this on your timeline and strongly encourage you to do the same

09.05.2025 14:04 πŸ‘ 5755 πŸ” 3170 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 52

Best tags bud

07.06.2025 00:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AND ANOTHER THING, mythology around the world in all cultures assumes the listener of the tale will accept the premise. once upon a time, there was no sun and no moon. or there was a great big egg in the sky. or there were ten suns, all scorching. let myth and wonder thrive in spec fic, i beg you.

21.05.2025 22:03 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Oyyyy finally

26.04.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god my burning hatred for video games continues unabated

12.02.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can't make me!

Well, I mean, you can make me, but I'm going to get horny about it.

26.12.2024 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from "the vibe formerly known as julian @ech0astral" that reads "crazy how through all of this im still horny. the human spirit is unbreakable"

Tweet from "the vibe formerly known as julian @ech0astral" that reads "crazy how through all of this im still horny. the human spirit is unbreakable"

Phrasing, Cass. It looks like you're this person.

26.12.2024 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Susanne SundfΓΈr - Undercover (Live)
Susanne SundfΓΈr - Undercover (Live) YouTube video by Susanne SundfΓΈr

Susanne SundfΓΈr kind of season.
youtu.be/A-uRyOu4YV4?...

26.12.2024 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Argggg I fucking hate xmas

26.12.2024 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine publicly talking about your wank material like this.

16.12.2024 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Years of JRPGs have prepared me for this.

16.12.2024 14:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And, conversely, sex scenes are not required if you, as the artist, don't want one. Eating scenes, landscape descriptions, anything at all--none of it is required, all of it is necessary to the extent you, as the artist, feel it belongs. For any reason at all.

12.12.2024 19:05 πŸ‘ 655 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

I don't *want* a "town square" or a "debating forum" or "to hear all voices". I just want somewhere where I can talk with my friends about Doctor Who or the Beach Boys or whatever, easily avoid horrible people I don't want to talk to, and know that my friends are safe.

11.12.2024 04:17 πŸ‘ 2258 πŸ” 551 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 33

Who-bris? No you-bris

11.12.2024 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The only correct take about Disney/Marvel.

10.12.2024 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch. Just got grazed by this stray bullet.

09.12.2024 01:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the Corporation Rim, everything has to be owned by someone.

07.12.2024 05:25 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0