🐻

The (woefully small) percentage of shit-swallowers seeing the last few days’ news and starting to think something tastes a bit off

Friendly reminder that there is only one reward for “just following orders.”

A grainy photo of John Waters sitting at a desk with his hands clasped subtitled "remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave. Ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend"

Stop saying "nonconsensual BDSM"

It's not nonconsensual bank transfers, it's robbery.
It's not nonconsensual boxing, it's assault.
It's not nonconsensual coming over to hang out, it's breaking and entering.
It's not nonconsensual body modification, that's a class C felony.

Mostly QT’ing to save until we get a bookmark tool but also if you’re into 🪡 🩸 give it a read!

holy Christ next time you’re in the bay LMK I wanna play with swords

cut some fun street smut for @corruptionx.bsky.social (and special guests) 😁

a mid-20th-century propaganda poster featuring Uncle Sam pointing at the viewer with the caption “I want YOU to DIE working at Jamba Juice so the Dow Jones can increase by 0.3%”

evergreen meme

it’s that third one that’s the actual reason behind the ban IMO; “foreign security threat” sounds better in hearings but god forbid The Poors have an easier time mobilizing

TikTok injected $22.4 BILLION into the economy, it supplied 224,000 American jobs, it helped organize grassroots political movements, it was a teaching tool, entertainment, and income for millions of ppl.

It is a net negative for everyone that values freedom of speech, that it’s been banned.

This is what happens when you play with K’nex as a kid instead of Legos