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🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨
Pump N Munch
Minneapolis, MN
finally a movement I can get behind
If you’re thinking of buying it, and you enjoyed animal crossing (I sure did, to the tune of 800 hours) you’ll enjoy this
I’ve only just begun to scratch the surface too
Preliminary Pokopia Review
It’s genuinely really fun, building the town is super enjoyable, and there are multiple towns
there’s lots to do, new buildings require you to bring multiple pokemon together as each has an ability, theres even an electricity system I just got access to play with
hey man could you get off my roof please
no, please…
fryin
21-hit combo
photo of you kissing your wife, photo of your wife kissing you; and photo of you kissing each other
makes a good memory
In the 1997 dystopian scifi film Gattaca, rapid DNA testing is used to determine social class and job eligibility. In 2026 UK, women wanting to participate in athletics must pay a £185 gender tax to take part in a genetic lottery where some will be ineligble due to previously unknown chromosones.
Ooh I’m so full of anti biotics
what happens if I take a pro biotic now so I explode
halfway thru your first cup of some 20-something’s jungle juice that’s 30% everclear we’re already calling the hospital
girl you might die
Oh god
Not only does this clinic’s computers run windows 8.1 but they’re using AI for diagnosis 😭
I can’t hear anything other than sort of a distant whooshing
I am trying SO HARD to read the secretary’s lips here at this walk in clinic
rip
Top Gear Rally / Game Boy Color / Kemco / 1999
my bicycle is older than several of my mutuals (she’s 22 and just as gorgeous as the day I first saw her)
Old animation attempt 🧡
It’s always when you put together a buffet that your appetite shrinks to a single side dish
usually I just leave it all open and minimize the window, it’s like a porn surprise when I finally feel like touching myself again
A digital doodle of an Isopod, with text to the right of it reading: THIS IS AN IPOD
Started a new FFXIII playthrough and the second I launched it on Steam I got this message from a guy I used to play counter strike with and haven't talked to in 10 years
It took me too fucking long to edit this together on my phone
making a note to make my ears bigger
I’m excited to play pokopia but I’ve got a lot to do today before I can get to it
goal: sleep
debuffs: many
