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Chris the Hat Man

@fanofhats

Baseball. Orioles. Guitar. Bass guitar. Godzilla. Gamera. Horror movies. Hats, don't forget I like hats.

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Freedom of speech painting

Freedom of speech painting

I don’t think losing an election means you were “right about everything” or “tried to warn” all of us

08.03.2026 10:02 👍 3183 🔁 473 💬 58 📌 27

We need a Joe Rogan of the left, shut up we need new Rod Serling, let’s get on that shit.

07.03.2026 19:51 👍 685 🔁 61 💬 12 📌 2
08.03.2026 06:46 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Based on the marketing I feel like the new Scary Movie will have jokes that would have been funny 10 years ago

08.03.2026 06:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is basically a machine for doing improv

07.03.2026 14:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 14:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Very good

07.03.2026 14:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"hopegrift" welcome to my lexicon

07.03.2026 05:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Netherlands vs Venezuela on Tubi

06.03.2026 17:04 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
DC Super-Stars 11 (826)

DC Super-Stars 11 (826)

06.03.2026 14:17 👍 153 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 0

"ChatGPT, make me more missiles"

"Actually I can't do that, General Podcast. I can only give you ideas on how to make more missiles yourself."

"OK go"

"Return to 1970 and do not systematically dismantle your ability to manufacture anything except Shareholder Value."

"ChatGPT write me a will."

04.03.2026 14:54 👍 679 🔁 109 💬 4 📌 0

Cancer is a piece of shit

03.03.2026 04:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"If you listened to the campus left over the years.."

Most adults actually don't spend much time thinking about what college students are up to. That's a bizarre hobby that only exists in the elite media clique.

02.03.2026 15:53 👍 1384 🔁 193 💬 40 📌 17

I am determined to live until the day I hear the news that this guy domed himself

02.03.2026 13:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine working really hard to make something in photoshop just for some asshole to call it AI

02.03.2026 06:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ages 35 and up should not be saying that someone got mogged

01.03.2026 22:42 👍 368 🔁 11 💬 33 📌 4

The thing that gets me about defending Platner is this dude came out of nowhere and has no track record. People are defending his constant “whoopsies” when there’s absolutely no indication he’s even on your side

01.03.2026 21:41 👍 142 🔁 22 💬 7 📌 2

The best Pokémon I ever had really.

01.03.2026 15:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Proper society would have these people redacted from life

01.03.2026 13:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Send to hell

01.03.2026 04:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?"

Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.

28.02.2026 22:52 👍 6719 🔁 1488 💬 70 📌 40

No one cares about who you were gonna pick, we were still gonna go to war, deep down, you know it. They even said it to you.

Please come to terms with the fact that you live in an EMPIRE.

28.02.2026 13:26 👍 104 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 5

Im 38 and have never known a day in my life where the dems and republicans weren't salivating at the chance to bomb Iran. The amount of lies and propaganda we've been fed for decades was always going culminate into this.

Solidarity with the people of Iran forever.

28.02.2026 13:12 👍 344 🔁 105 💬 0 📌 0
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Never forget who you’re fighting for.

28.02.2026 12:04 👍 11126 🔁 2859 💬 46 📌 58
27.02.2026 00:49 👍 570 🔁 65 💬 21 📌 4

I rarely come out this way anymore but Montgomery County is the most cursed place to drive.

26.02.2026 22:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jeremiah Jackson

26.02.2026 14:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I'm talking every level of baseball. We are creating hundreds of thousands of pbp jobs.

26.02.2026 05:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If elected president i will sign an executive order to make radio broadcasts of all baseball games mandatory

25.02.2026 19:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0