They can keep my bones. They hurt too much.
And my muscles. And organs.
Just put my brain in a robot but scoop out the ADHD part. Or throw my brain into a vat of acid
Who cares!
There should be a healthcare option where they put you in a coma for like two weeks whilst they go and fix every problem for you and you awaken a changed person.
Praying the gay away but I'm still here.
Normally eating wendys would be a net negative for how my body feels, but after being sick and hardly eating anything for a week, that shit slapped.
Gonna coconut on that cocobutt
You know how cats knock shit off tables?
I'm the same but I align them on the edge and hope deperately they do not fall.
"Holy refresh pull!"
- YouTube comment left on channel with a defined consistent upload schedule
Eating bismuth subsalicylate tablets for lunch just to spoil myself
Roses are red
Now it's my chance
I cast a curse on you
You'll now shit your pants
#YIAYrose
huh?
I miss when I could buffer the whole ass youtube video.
I am SchrΓΆdinger's autist. I am both too autistic for this shit and also not autistic enough.
I was wondering what the fuck those footprints were lmao
The manager at my minimum wage job: "why do you spend you much time on bathroom breaks?"
Me: "because much like you, I am full of shit."
To be fair I also blame this on the common trend of just ending videos without any sort of outro and speaking as though there is more to say
My craziest reoccurrence of ADHD is watching a video, pausing it for something else, and returning to only realize I stopped only seconds before the end of the video.
I feel like this is going to be a GREAT year for Vine #YIAY2026
"Smoking isn't cool"
Then why is it that every time I replay the Yakuza games I am tempted to go out and buy a pack?
It's hard to believe that the minecraft movie came out this year. That felt like it was 6 or 7 years ago
Hey, I made a mashup of "I Was Made for Lovin' You" and "Bad Apple!!"
It was a lot of fun! Check it out!
youtu.be/qHUR7O4Rumg?...
This guy is a hero and I'm so tired of pretending he's not
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Hello friends! Could certainly use some help this month considering what's going on with SNAP benefits. Any help would be immensely appreciated. Thank you~
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Odd. You usually get your back blown out, not thrown out.
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More like "fartner lounge" ha ha zing
Not the only couch I've seen you on.
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
#YIAYoct
Rub my belly, kick my feet, and blow spit bubbles.
#YIAYit
