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Herastrophe

@herasalander

MHA (the degree). She/they. Writer/reviewer, researcher, and metalhead. I sometimes talk about the books I read. @ninecirclesblog.bsky.social and other bylines. Se habla castellano/español. Nazis a la horca. #metalbandcampgiftclub #metalmusicstudies

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Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

07.03.2026 23:24 👍 1964 🔁 422 💬 28 📌 11

I can't wait until you meet her.

07.03.2026 07:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did put it on the wishlist, so I will get to it. Eventually.

06.03.2026 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cello, you say?

06.03.2026 23:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We absolutely have to make it socially unacceptable to wear these in public.

06.03.2026 21:29 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 29925 🔁 7393 💬 225 📌 236

I am talking about Macaroni Head.

06.03.2026 05:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you met her yet?

06.03.2026 03:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck that spider. I also hate Rom, but for different reasons (her meteor shower attack)

06.03.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats! Stupid old man, Logarius can suck it.

06.03.2026 02:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On my first playthrough, Logarius was a bitch and he kicked my ass so many times that I almost gave up. He and Orphan of Kos took me the longest to beat.

06.03.2026 02:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YES MY FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WHOLE GAME

06.03.2026 01:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These smart glasses break really easily - especially if you punch them really hard (whilst the owner is wearing them).

05.03.2026 23:34 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, hey! Go and support my friend and get their album tomorrow!!

05.03.2026 22:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I unfortunately do not have room for vinyl - very small apartment - but the digital version is on my wishlist!

05.03.2026 22:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MARCH BIRTHDAY

05.03.2026 22:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Little blonde long haired dachshund puppy curled up asleep with his foot paws covering his little nose

Little blonde long haired dachshund puppy curled up asleep with his foot paws covering his little nose

Sketch of my friend’s puppy

05.03.2026 17:43 👍 1320 🔁 241 💬 12 📌 1

This weekend, I will be turning [REDACTED]. I am buying my birthday presents tomorrow during Bandcamp Friday.

05.03.2026 21:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This was such a fun episode! Please bring on more Don't Trust Your Husband films!

05.03.2026 18:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

05.03.2026 02:06 👍 7091 🔁 1415 💬 38 📌 1

So so thrilled to be joining Mae and Caitlyn officially on Pleasers & Punishers. This podcast is sexy and geeky and just so much fun

04.03.2026 17:57 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I'm going to say this in simple, unadorned language.

Vaccines work.
Vaccines are a miracle of the modern world.
We literally vaccinate against things that can potentially kill you.
There is no provable link between autism and vaccines.
Autism does not kill you.

Get vaccinated.

04.03.2026 20:38 👍 31 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 1

This is going to be the line I will use when I come back to review writing in April:

"Did you miss me? Do you have piss in your sock?"

And I will present it without any context.

04.03.2026 20:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me, smiling, before the keffiyeh across our drum kit, the Palestinian flag across one guitar amp and the Antifa-flag across my bass amp. We also have a trans flag on the other guitar amp. Teardrinker de Horde 4 life.

Me, smiling, before the keffiyeh across our drum kit, the Palestinian flag across one guitar amp and the Antifa-flag across my bass amp. We also have a trans flag on the other guitar amp. Teardrinker de Horde 4 life.

Terzij de Horde, famously centrist, often apolitical.

04.03.2026 15:00 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Give me Lockwood as a Dateline-esque reporter who has heard rumors about a crime Heathcliff committed, and goes to WH to interview everyone in the property about the couple at the center of all problems.

04.03.2026 16:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listening to the Wuthering Heights episode of @inbedwiththeright.bsky.social and now I think the best way to solve the WH adaptation debacle is to give it a true crime framing.

04.03.2026 16:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love you guys, never change

04.03.2026 15:58 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

... Did they listen to you at all? Do they know??

A true clown moment for that guy.

04.03.2026 14:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
bread

bread

bread

03.03.2026 13:37 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Here’s the thing about Slayer: I don’t really like them

02.03.2026 22:09 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 15 📌 2