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It’s weird that people online treat politics like sports, yet never learn the part where you’re allowed to be mad at your own team for blowing it.

07.03.2026 17:42 👍 1178 🔁 230 💬 12 📌 0
A circular enamel pin featuring a chubby orange tabby cat biting into a salami against a light blue starry background.

A circular enamel pin featuring a chubby orange tabby cat biting into a salami against a light blue starry background.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Little Treat Pin.

Q: Can cats have a little salami?
A: Yes, as a treat.
Q: But isn't that cat eating a lot of salami?
A: Shut up. Shut your mouth.
collabs.shop/syxczu

06.03.2026 15:33 👍 175 🔁 26 💬 7 📌 2
A covered litter box. A fluffy kitten sits inside, facing out, her little front paws resting on the bottom edge of the entrance opening. She looks a little concerned.

A covered litter box. A fluffy kitten sits inside, facing out, her little front paws resting on the bottom edge of the entrance opening. She looks a little concerned.

This pic for a litter box looks like the kitten is working at a beachside snack shack and it's her first day and in her head, as she says, "Welcome to Herring House, how may I help you today?" she's silently thinking, "Please just want oyster crackers," because she ate all the herring.

07.03.2026 23:06 👍 206 🔁 40 💬 5 📌 0

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

07.03.2026 17:20 👍 2754 🔁 722 💬 64 📌 65

ICE attracts the worst of the worst. There is no reform sweeping enough to fix it. There is only abolition and prosecution.

07.03.2026 23:08 👍 356 🔁 133 💬 18 📌 4

every single employee being jailed is the moderate position

08.03.2026 00:01 👍 466 🔁 94 💬 8 📌 0
The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.

The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.

The Fargo Woodchippers.

07.03.2026 22:24 👍 605 🔁 125 💬 23 📌 23

I can explain it right now tbh, they don't consider the rest of us human much less American. It's not national suicide, it is a family annihilation perpetuated by people who lied and grifted and stole they way into power and are using it to consolidate resources ahead of the climate catastrophe

07.03.2026 20:23 👍 1293 🔁 346 💬 37 📌 9

Perfect description

07.03.2026 22:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vivid, dramatic painting of a red highland cow against a dark, cloudy blue sky.

Vivid, dramatic painting of a red highland cow against a dark, cloudy blue sky.

Absolutely stunning painting of our beautiful highland cow, Babs, by Theresa Soychak Payea! www.facebook.com/share/p/17ep...

07.03.2026 18:32 👍 244 🔁 24 💬 9 📌 2

We wanted to survey Gen Z Republicans but struggled with low response rates. So we set up a Discord server called "Hitler Was Right," and quickly found ourselves with a wide pool of subjects to interview.

07.03.2026 16:27 👍 730 🔁 112 💬 13 📌 1

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 👍 19485 🔁 5918 💬 83 📌 145

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

07.03.2026 15:55 👍 3574 🔁 840 💬 51 📌 11

Daylight Savings change-over tonight, in case your life wasn't weird and stressful and exhausting enough.

07.03.2026 15:15 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Electricians and plumbers are seeing these dipshits and going "hell yeah, job security"

These dipshits are guaranteed to fuck up a DIY listening to their gooning machine made of plagiarism and turn a $200 problem into a $20,000 problem.

07.03.2026 01:41 👍 114 🔁 37 💬 3 📌 3

Jack Dorsey is fundamentally not a very bright man

06.03.2026 23:08 👍 208 🔁 28 💬 11 📌 2
a close up of 6 or 7 turtles tumbling out of an egg. these are so small they could balance on your fingertip, and each is a different wild combination of colors! there are pastels, shiny rainbows, deep blues and bright greens.

a close up of 6 or 7 turtles tumbling out of an egg. these are so small they could balance on your fingertip, and each is a different wild combination of colors! there are pastels, shiny rainbows, deep blues and bright greens.

a shot from above showing 6 different eggs. every egg is totally random colors in funny stripes, since we have them printed with filament that otherwise would have been wasted during color changes

a shot from above showing 6 different eggs. every egg is totally random colors in funny stripes, since we have them printed with filament that otherwise would have been wasted during color changes

a little stack of 10 turtles on top of each other!

a little stack of 10 turtles on top of each other!

three different eggs. One is purples and black stripes, one is bright oranges and rainbows, one is bright bright pink mixed in with teal & purple stripes

three different eggs. One is purples and black stripes, one is bright oranges and rainbows, one is bright bright pink mixed in with teal & purple stripes

This one is a Blue Sky Special. Everyone keeps asking us if they can just buy the tiny freebie turtles (or multiple of the tiny freebie turtles) so now you can buy a Tiny Turtle Army in mystery colors! They all hatch from a cute randomly colored egg!

thebrokencircle.etsy.com/listing/4466...

04.03.2026 21:09 👍 86 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 8
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 👍 11993 🔁 4361 💬 19 📌 25

I definitely want to hear more deep thoughts from the guy who claimed Elon Musk's purchase of twitter would "extend the light of consciousness"

06.03.2026 21:19 👍 2616 🔁 418 💬 88 📌 24

People are missing the point in replying to this. Shes not a billionaire because she gives her money away to charity and help people ten times over.

But think about all the money she gives away TO help. She should have been one waaaaay before now

She is quite literally the billionaire that ISNT.

06.03.2026 21:10 👍 724 🔁 191 💬 6 📌 3

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

06.03.2026 20:58 👍 2216 🔁 491 💬 42 📌 12
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Junsyoung Heated Insoles Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Burn Injury from Fire Hazard; Sold on Amazon

"CPSC is aware of four reports of ignition, fires and other thermal incidents involving the defective heated insoles resulting in burn injuries, including second- and third-degree burns requiring skin grafts."

06.03.2026 19:53 👍 46 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 1
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Fun commission project I just finally finished, a Starfleet-styled TARDIS! Inspired by Voyager and DS9, with a full set of custom LCARS stickers.

Only have 3 more commissions until I'm done with all my orders from last year :) Next up is the 1:4775 scale Covenant Assault Carrier!

06.03.2026 19:05 👍 81 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 1

It is 2026 and we are not fucking doing this anymore. EIGHT WOMEN came forward and told stories of Franken GROPING AND FORCIBLY KISSING THEM. The man was a sexual abuser. He did not and does not belong in congress. Fucking period. End of conversation.

06.03.2026 00:02 👍 2373 🔁 455 💬 41 📌 18

This war with the Gorn Hegemony will not be an endless war. I only expect it to last about 4 weeks.
#StarTrek #Sisko197

05.03.2026 13:36 👍 79 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 1

a public utility does not need to turn a profit. this is intentional.

06.03.2026 01:20 👍 1055 🔁 380 💬 11 📌 4
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Kroger joins Trader Joe's in recall of rice products: Growing fears of glass fragments spark dramatic expansion A recall that initially included about 3 million pounds of frozen food products is now 10 times larger. Carrots are now believed to be the culprit.

The glass-in-rice recall just got way bigger.

05.03.2026 16:47 👍 78 🔁 48 💬 7 📌 8

Just like an AI company

05.03.2026 16:54 👍 96 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m happy my latte art is starting to actually look less like abstract art, I just wish it didn’t look so fucking forboding😑

The latte art:

05.03.2026 12:05 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3mgaqaaisfs2e

Why @why.bsky.team

Oh interesting, people who don't know how to build software are getting mad at my post about building software. Cute.
Let me be clear, over the next year, the job of software engineer will shift dramatically to no longer have typing syntax into an editor as its primary time sink.

https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3mgaqaaisfs2e Why @why.bsky.team Oh interesting, people who don't know how to build software are getting mad at my post about building software. Cute. Let me be clear, over the next year, the job of software engineer will shift dramatically to no longer have typing syntax into an editor as its primary time sink.

In my entire 15 year career in software development, “typing syntax into an editor” has never been the primary time sink.

Most of the time was spent on understanding what the software was actually supposed to do and to resolve conflicting requirements.

05.03.2026 08:00 👍 501 🔁 90 💬 16 📌 11