Gays are not supposed to work in the summer. We should be enjoying the outdoors!
19.08.2023 01:43
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Gays are not supposed to work in the summer. We should be enjoying the outdoors!
I’m afraid BlueSky is losing the battle. Twitter will survive a bit longer still.
introducing my new app: Going Outside And Hollering At A Squirrel. We're in our second round at a valuation of $8 billion
The gay experience rends my heart apart. The pleasures and horrors come hand-in-hand. Can’t have one without the other!
I’m finding out that 36 is when young gays start to call you “daddy”. Have gotten it so much more in the past week than before my bday.
She wrote it for the gays, I’m sure
Róisín Murphy’s “Something More” is profound. It’s true, I do want something more! She’s so wise.
This Miami hotel lobby plays Loreen’s “Tattoo”
Even the ads have ads in them!
This is some twisted shit, I tell you!
What the hell is going on in Gravity’s Rainbow???? I can’t believe my eyes!
Do you think Adam and Eve were romantically involved?
There needs to be an Oppenheimer jockstrap! Now!
You bet I’ll wear my Barbie jockstrap to the viewing!
I want to become hot, but my injured knee won’t let me
Books are for stupid people. Me? I’m smart!
“The adult world, however, produces riddles of a different variety. They do not have answers and are often called enigmas or paradoxes.”
Bawling, crying, sobbing. Hurt my knee and can’t get my back blown out at Pride. It’s so unfair.
Do you think I could find an Icelandic husband?
Who would we laugh at then?
I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.
I inhabit the space that I’m in right now.
Gays’ place on earth is to have fun
What the hell is happening in Gravity’s Rainbow???
“Everyone’s so insecure here” I mutter as I walk through the club.
No one ever considers the struggles 6’4” tall Eastern European gays go through.
It’s gay to watch TV
Do you think a knee brace will make me look hot at the party?
What happened to the Titanic sub? I think it was aliens