Karyn

Oh my god I forgot about that thank you for reminding me!

BTS by their duties in an informal early 30’s book club:

SJ: Snacks (bringing)
JK: Snacks (consuming)
YG: High-end drinks (both)
NJ: Adding to the book list
HS: Organizing the book list
TH: Fostering sexual tension
JM: Quizzing people to determine if they read the book or just watched the movie

I thought you were making a pun since munje is “problem” in Korean! Let’s pretend that’s what it was

One person’s problem is another person’s solution

Imagine it is like 2 in the morning in January in Korea and you are freezing your tits off doing a promo photo shoot and you’re just trying to make it through looking hot and intimidating but you’ve got Bangtan archivist Jung Hoseok there yelling “selfie!!!!” at you. What, are you gonna say no?

Never mind it was instantaneous!

Countdown to the first person to post the incredibly horny Hoseok collarbone picture on my timeline starts now

BTS as maxims:

HS: It’s better to be safe than sorry
YG: What goes around, comes around
TH: A picture is worth a thousand words
SJ: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
JK: Strike while the iron is hot
NJ: The pen is mightier than the sword
JM: You’re either part of the solution or part of the problem

Took the day off for a BTS release for the first time in like 4 years and I must say it feels GREAT

Jungkook once again approaching the English language as a series of disconnected vocal sounds that come as a total surprise as they flash into his brain, what a hero and legend

They match to the grindhouse movie that plays in Taehyung’s mind at random intervals and that’s it I fear

I like the sound of the animation teaser a lot but I swear to god if this is another hybe bait and switch where the trailer soundscape bears no resemblance to the actual song I’m gonna flip a table

My cynical side says that humans are self-centered so we frame the world mostly by what we perceive and experience, thus it’s more important that the inside is coming out (where we can see it) than that the outside is going in (where we can’t see it)

But seriously release this album Namjoon is a heartbeat away from being feral and while the friction between his inner and outer life generates the sparks of incredible music we can’t let the desperation go too far

Something I like about Minjoon is how they’re both so serious about cultivating their Natural Vibe from an external perspective. Something I like about Jungkook as their third is how he both enhances and shatters that cultivation with his own admiration and lack of guile

Back long ago I made a “BTS by if they understand how hot they are” list and Jungkook was “dimly, but not why” and I stand by this. He knows he is hot, he can see the reactions happening around him all the time, but the source is so mysterious! He’s throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks

In the red pants? That has to be Hoseok, because there’s no way Hoseok is the one in the hoodie with the hood up… I’m confused

Also Namjoon barely brushing past Hoseok and sending him sprawling is peak strength and size kink

As I watched this and realized despite the grainy quality I could tell who everyone was simply by the way they attempted to mount each other I wondered: do I know too much about these men?

It’s wild how seeking out an internet fandom for a piece of media is just an endless descent into total horror. I’m sure there are great communities for everything somewhere - look at BTS- but damn are there a lot of shitty people to wade through! (This post brought to you by E:33 and Bridgerton)

One thing about BTS is that they will absolutely beat a joke into the GROUND, they never get tired of it, it’s funny every time they say it, and we just have to go along with it

Any time is a good time now that Namjoon has posted a picture of his husband lying drunk on a couch

If it’s perfect it’s only because they are perfect!

BTS as Yoongi things:

HS: Devoted cat dad
JM: Extra stores of castigation for the deserving
JK: Very interested in talking about his latest hyper fixation
TH: Relishes a dramatic reveal
SJ: Uninterested in but resigned to authority role
NJ: Love philosopher
YG: No desire to be anyone but himself

I imagine them doing rock paper scissors to see who gets that really long line and Jin being absolutely livid when it’s him

Jin trying to run a goddamn kitchen while Jungkook is relentlessly throwing tomatoes at him from across the map, Hoseok is panic-announcing the time left every five seconds on the dot, and Namjoon has once again fallen into the swamp

I love them dearly but they are still so bad at skits and any skit-like form of content. Big fan of Jimin method acting as “guy with the snacks whose mouth is too full to speak” to get around a potential perceived weakness though

A haunting thought!

Overcooked 2 with a random selections of Bangtans

Simple clothes -> Tight clothes -> No clothes: the Kim Taehyung Logical Fashion Progression