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Auntie Em

@emilygerber

Apologetically myself

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It probably didn't smell too good

06.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In this economy?

05.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My late dog Travis. He had a very tasty head.

05.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could probably get away with just marrying him

04.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe these guys have been eating eggs for breakfast and just realized how gay that is

04.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I also start having sex with women, is that better or worse?

02.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed

01.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shaddap You Face definitely contains the seeds of pathos. Obviously that guy spent a lot of time in therapy.

28.02.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I get a little love for B as in Boulliabase?

28.02.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't even tell me about the expectations unless they're great

25.02.2026 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Are you sure you don't want a tomato juice?

25.02.2026 10:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't even tell me about the boogaloo unless it's electric.

25.02.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have fond memories of crawling around the corner through an ice storm to pick up Indian food when I lived in West Chester. Well, memories anyway. But that was the best Indian food!

23.02.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are 2 wolves inside him...

23.02.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The macrodata refiners from Severance at their work stations.

The macrodata refiners from Severance at their work stations.

22.02.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Gen x urge to come on Eileen

21.02.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Gen X urge to remember Jenny's number

21.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Shitposter's Guide to the Galaxy

21.02.2026 12:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No fine Corinthian leather in your beat up Milano Cortina, I murmur smugly from my Chrysler Cordoba.

21.02.2026 11:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who's the real monster?

17.02.2026 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

E like Eye

16.02.2026 10:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe no one else posted this

12.02.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dew

12.02.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Et me?

11.02.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In an hour Tuesday is going to be a lot less happy.

10.02.2026 13:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's recommended that aspiring music artists start performing in utero to have a chance at being able to afford their own apartment when they reach their twenties.

09.02.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can someone please make me a t shirt that says "Counterculture McGovernik"

08.02.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That letter is generated automatically by L&I's computer system. You're not in trouble.

07.02.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Close up of the face of a yellow lab mix with eyes closed and a very content expression.

Close up of the face of a yellow lab mix with eyes closed and a very content expression.

05.02.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can detect artificial sweetener in anything. And I am annoying. But why do they have to put it in things that aren't labeled as diet or light? I'm old and it's hard to read labels.

01.02.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0