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His paws are twitching

Floofy grey cat sprawled on his back in an absurd position

He's dignified

Lol the pro se defendant is a retired JAG air force colonel, wild to pull that shit on him

"The mom was also wearing her mother's skull"

"Well. Team rocket killed its mom and now it's wearing her skull"
"what"

My husband pointed at Cubone and was like "I like that guy what's his deal?" I was like... Well

let it be known for the record that i do not want to see a Martha Stewart style comeback for Elizabeth just because this shit is funny. one was railroaded and the other was trying to do quack medicine at scale

supportive ever since I saw this

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

i mean this is pretty obviously an AI fuckup i don't really see how this happens without AI hallucinations. but to be called out by a pro se defendant?? just incredibly embarrassing

wow that is just incredibly embarassing

the eater did an NYC spice bags feature on instagram and now i want to try one

For sure man

I can’t do this anymore

She’s worried that that Chevron tanker named for her is gonna get sunk

Lol

they phased them out a bit ago. tbh i'm bummed we still had them on mine, i missed like half the logic and a handful total on the rest of the test lol. it killed me

Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake

Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am

Man, I hate when when you’re sitting there, in a chat, and slurs just walk on in all by themselves like somebody turned on a faucet

the "Dune" series of books tackles the age-old question of "would you still love me if i was a worm", eventually arriving at the answer of "your petty imperialism will not withstand the endless light of islam"

i filled up on feb 28th to use my kroger points before they expired. turned out to be a good move

Himes: I have a theory on how this ends…

You’re going to see oil go across $100… Projections for economic growth are going to go down.

And at some point in 3-5 weeks, the president is going to say this is really not tenable. And he’s going to declare victory and walk away.

"Water consumption fears are false and overblown."

Turns out...

ok 38j-k is definitely right for at least these cheap ones

i'm so so sorry. thinking about y'all

my brain is still putting the rookie into the theme song of the nanny

Wow, the very online people mad a comedy web streamer didn't perfectly match their leftist politics were just posting for engagement??? I can't believe people would do that on social media

The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke