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Not to mention, your DMs are only as private as the hosting platform wants them to be. Hell, Proton Mail handed over user data to the cops. You really can't trust any corporation to fulfill their promises if it threatens their profits.

06.03.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Twins yes. But you're just embarrassing yourself on that second thing.

06.03.2026 17:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Those were bad enough, but what really made me sad was they were clearly those corkscrew duck dicks and you kept insisting they were yours.

06.03.2026 17:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I made a sandwich with fresh tomatoes, Tillamook extra sharp cheddar, and honey ham. It's somehow the best thing I've ever put in my mouth (shut up, cassie).

06.03.2026 17:33 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Every white man knows this dynamic when they're amongst a friendly group and some or all of them feel comfortable taking off their mask. Character is what you do in those moments. And, unlike when *I* was a kid, there's *always* a chance your results on that test are going to be made public.

06.03.2026 17:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

He's def too old for this shit, Jon.

06.03.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay, what I'm hearing is you want me to put it in a Cava bag and have an FBI agent hand it off to you.

06.03.2026 15:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Found it near one of the retention ponds. Figured it was yours.

06.03.2026 15:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A diseased looking lump of...I want to say...flesh? It is a "man" named Tom Homan. He looks like a nearly sentient thumb. He deserves this description.

A diseased looking lump of...I want to say...flesh? It is a "man" named Tom Homan. He looks like a nearly sentient thumb. He deserves this description.

Thumb.

06.03.2026 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.03.2026 15:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Oh, the people who wanted us to wear masks during a plague outbreak now don't want our secret police to wear masks! Typical liberal hypocrisy."

My dude, in both cases, our stance on masks is about saving lives.

06.03.2026 15:35 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

That dude's red nose is providing context to his stupid statement.

06.03.2026 15:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those crazy kids just might make it, after all....

06.03.2026 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's too much. I need my good news doled out such that it keeps hope alive, but doesn't have me going into the weekend like we won't be in a full-scale war tonight if Trump doesn't get his chicken nuggets with the dip he likes....

06.03.2026 14:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm a straight up Jacksonville 10, cassie.

06.03.2026 14:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nah. She likes me because I'm beautiful. I'm a trophy husband.

06.03.2026 14:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yet another reason why Tina is def going to heaven. She gets me through my quarterly episodes. Hope you're feeling better soon, gorl.

06.03.2026 14:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can't barely take anymore good news.

06.03.2026 14:38 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Mon Dieu! Hit 'em with the dial up modem. By the ancient rules of Delphi Forums, thriller_instinct must delete his account.

06.03.2026 13:39 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

So, we have Scrubs back on the air, we're getting Firefly, again, we've just started an ill-advised war in the Middle East.... Am I having a stroke and just hallucinating all of this?

06.03.2026 02:39 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 02:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow, Ruth. Look at you!

06.03.2026 02:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am so excited and so honored to be alongside these amazing people!

06.03.2026 00:30 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1
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I was a very squidly squid.

06.03.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.03.2026 02:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just be glad I don't chew tobacco anymore, cassie. We like to spit. Like camels.

06.03.2026 02:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Been thinking about those baby girls we bombed because the Pentagon brass were too stupid or lazy to doublecheck Anthropic's spicy autocorrect.

06.03.2026 02:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I said it in the Veteran dialect. It's the same word, but with a gradient of contempt we reserve for playtriots and Stolen Valor Navy SEALs.

06.03.2026 02:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm not ruling it out.

06.03.2026 02:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0