Tim Triche, Jr.🔰

Let’s write an AHRQ grant to buy a large enough sample size to be properly powered

The Vinay Principle

Fixed it for you

I’m almost certainly going to apply anyways, but I’m not super optimistic

My bad. It’s 3%

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For certain values of settle

I sure hope that’s the reason. NIGMS has historically supported far more than its share of ESIs

Sorry man

Yeah for example Don’t Be Pure Evil can substitute for a degree

That’s one more masters than markwayne

Markwayne standing tall… on a box. In lifts. After Bovino dunks over him

Also: You can stand tall among the administration

I endorse this standard.

Also don’t you have a degree of some sort?

That at least suggests some degree of follow through.

Wow good news for NIGMS and NHGRI applicants 😬

Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
We’ll all throw a party
When Vinay gets fire-ed

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My compliments to his hairdresser. Vinay was probably a dick to them too

Ok but TL;DR?

😢 So sad 😢

Farewell gentle Vinay

This is baller stuff

Yeah openCL was a great concept with truly terrible execution

If there was an actual ground truth it would be trivial to do direct preference optimization for this tool, but then someone would have to be truthful about the goals, and that would likely generate contempt charges. Oopsie

It reifies “if your aims suck, nothing else matters”

These FDA Officials™️ are almost as brave as the gravy SEALs in Minneapolis

Never get involved in a land war in Asia

Oh well, how could they have known?

Yeah the Middle East has that effect. People in and around the Fertile Crescent have been settling disputes for a while now, oddly

Science is a process of identifying the things we don’t know and then, on rare occasions, reducing that amount by a tiny sliver

It is concerning when quals turn into trivial pursuit (balanced against our strong interest in not graduating people whose BS detectors are insufficient). Tough balance

You know you’re a good Conservative Thought Haver when Ron F’ing Johnson says you’re killing people. Great job Vinay

Subliminal kale messaging

And no sumo nonsense! This woman is a machine

Indeed, nothing bad ever happened to a president that tried to overthrow a Cuban regime. Just ask JFK