Prexit

its donald trump forbidding iran from mining the strait of hormuz forthwith

I do not give the IRGC or any entities associated with Iran permission to mine the Strait of Hormuz. With this statement I give notice to the IRGC it is strictly forbidden to mine the Strait. The violation of ukase can be punished by law (UCC 1308 11 308103 and the Rome Statute).

I never realized Antetokounmpo was such a common name in Wisconsin

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

After a decade plus of bad faith people 'just asking questions', some have forgotten that it's actually fine to ask questions! Good, even!
The problem is when you continue to ask the same question after you get the answer.

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Draft the one person Trump seems to actually like - Zohran Mamdani

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing.

Persephone: Thank you.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

[my longest loudest sigh]

The Trump Administration Tried Hubrismaxxing against some Adversariods and is getting Historymogged

Ha ha ha ... Yes!

I just got back from a week in Dublin, and while it was great to see all the road improvements happening, some people I talked to seemed to think they would just... put the bike lanes away once the Green Party left.

So good to see the support.

DATE: So what do you do?

ME: I race cars.

HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?

ME: No, the cars are much faster.

This is the second time in 24 hours I've seen Sam post an unhinged leftist take from Twitter, and my dude...maybe consider what kind of person is still posting on Twitter?

Lynnesbian @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space You're doubting my humanity, but you're missing some key points. Here are some of the things I've seen: Attack ships firing off the shoulder of Orion. These aren't just battleships — they're spacecraft designed for warfare. C-beams glittering in the dark. Their location? Near the Tannhäuser Gate. Things you wouldn't believe. While it's hard to find specific examples, this is a trend reflected in general search data. The bottom line: All those moments will be lost — like tears in rain.

you couldn't have pippi longstocking today. she'd be named pippi stockmaxxing

There's a longstanding problem in the US that "technology" means "whatever Silicon Valley is interested in".
They're not interested in these things because the profit margins aren't there.
And now that SV has taken over the Trump admin it's official policy that none of these things are "the future".

"someone i don't know thinks this site is not as good as the other one" cool i bet we like different pizza toppings as well

Been waiting for the taqueria around the corner from me to not have lines around the block.
"When the summer ends the lines will end!"
"Well maybe there are new years tourists here, but by February the lines will be gone!"

Foolish, foolish...

Long John Silver got that grog in him

guy who has only ever thought about america learning about his second country: Getting a lot of "America" vibes from this

I need to know, for Immaculate Grid purposes, does this count as being an All Star?
#NBASky

Have to admit, his admission that he's an alcoholic have kinda ruined these videos for me.

Sorry for being a bummer lol.

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look

Go complain about it on Joe Wrogn.

(I don't know what these are)

I think the fact that even the writers don't like "The Principal and the Pauper" led to the idea that the show fell off a cliff after S10, but it was more of a gradual decline, imo.

The fact that everyone seems to have received exactly three messages from Vindman makes me think there was some sort of tech issue.

Edited far side cow tools cartoon. A cutout photo of Veronika the brown cow stands behind a table with a push broom on it. Caption reads "cow tools".

Veronika, our queen 👑 🐮