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Pronounced MEW-frid. Harmless weirdo and costume enthusiast. NSFW stuff to be expected, standeth thou forewarned. She/they pronouns, mid-30s.

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I'm an anomalocaris
I'm an anomalocaris YouTube video by Hoitemmie

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13.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!"

13.03.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A whole rubber court of latex lords and ladies.

13.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Owww. I hope it's okay.

13.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So hey yall. I got laid off from my job of fifteen years last week.

If anyone in the tech industry has any of those cool nepo reqs open at their companies, how about giving me a shout?

I'm cool and good at making computers work. Thx.

13.03.2026 05:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A werewolf undergoing that disappointing sensation of a sneeze that fails to go off.

13.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Innovating bold new forms of the single joke, showing the same level of versatility and uniqueness as a Mad Libs.

12.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh-oh, that gummi worm you just ate was ready to lay its eggs.

12.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A perfect opportunity to make a planetformer that doesn't cost a planet's worth of money and storage space.

12.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats!

12.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's understandable that a director might not be intimately familiar with Star Trek, but repeatedly getting one of your actor's names wrong is a whole other level of not giving a shit.

12.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes please.

12.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That second picture looks so incredibly cosy.

12.03.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All cars are butt-toys.

12.03.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would happily be one of your kobold servants.

11.03.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmmm, don't mind if I do!

11.03.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, I'm not going to say that you wouldn't look great in that...

11.03.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps if they came with a matching mask or mouthless hood, to make sure people don't get the wrong idea?

11.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't really offer you a place, but I can offer you my friendship and solidarity. I hope that helps makes you feel better.

11.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[FAILED] I'm sorry, my companion, but no. We all have our own destinies, and yours culminates here. I would not rob you of that.

11.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I certainly wouldn't mind having that kind of relationship in my life.

11.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A possessor should always have their possessions properly marked.

11.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is wheelly funny!

11.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to confess, I couldn't tell. Even setting aside the effects on Infinite's voice possibly obscuring things, I think Saab did a great job replicating Liam O'Brien's performance.

11.03.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She does wear the look extremely well, it must be said.

11.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is a very nice hat. Yee-haw!

10.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing satisfies that craving for dark side points quite like annihilating a town just because.

10.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Well, you're totally horny too, loser! I bet you really want someone to grab that bulge in your tight skirt, don't you, loser?"

10.03.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it stops being an embarrassing forfeit when the loser looks so absolutely stunning.

10.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't say I'm surprised someone thought of it before I did.

10.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0