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We haven't mopped our lobby floors since 1992

Orange Bluelius. Is that anything? Am I even capable of being funny anymore? Maybe the answer lies at the bottom of this Svedka Julius. or even in this capsule of Julius XR

NOTICE TO CONSUMERS: Our Full English Julius has been pulled from the US market due to the inclusion of black pudding. Refunds are being offered as a result of a class action lawsuit. Read more: shorturl.at/ZWDBa