Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
please no more emails i am so tired of crying
every email is a knife to my soul
im just a girl, standing in front of a bank, asking for free money please
this happened in 2021 u can google it. it made me too upset to look at again
THE JAPANESE OWL MASS DEATH HAS BROKEN ME
the trivago man’s face infuriates me. also his voice. fuck off trivago man
they’re friends :)
goose and i have dubbed this “the tummy corner”
splice pine lime 8 pack for $7. i live and die for the pine lime summer
now thats a hecc face
still reckon a lot of what ppl online are pinning on perimenopause is actually socio-systemically induced depression. except the itchy earholes
moon
drinking a full strength coke while listening to addison rae feels illegal
great time to Deeply Want to be off the Screens when Job wants u to have it on you all the time, study is all remote, engaging a service is all online, & ur brain has permanently deleted number recall
kisses for the camera 😘
in other news my plushy asimo has quadrupled in value. but then get this; Give him a gun, and
im gonna be pissed if i cant source the doritos hot x buns before easter
*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want
bitch we used to have to sharpie bonesy now u can just go to cotton on & get a logo baby tee lmao
fucked that i could sell my used gorillaz converse now for more than i paid for them new in 2011
the gorilla film was cute but i have no idea what happened or what is happening or why. and its okay
oof!!!
alysia liu at the winter olympics is my new tom holland lip sync battle
gig regrets: not seeing Sonic Youth play (in my city!!) before they broke up, not bc i couldnt afford to but bc i wasnt confident enough as a young girl fan to go alone into a sea of insufferable men
nah going to work just made it worse
gorilla mates where do u watch the gorilla band short film on friday
work sent me home with Sad Girl disease
something about hollering team & a world alone in a crowd of thousands thats simultaneously amazing & contradictory lol
bought a tame x ninajirachi just to fuck with em
