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warroad is going all the way this year. it’s coming home.

mashpotato and swedish meatball gravy

¡viva la quinta brigada!

i’m calling it now: 2026, minnesotan hard pivot to state animism. the only way to protect our neighbors, human and more-than-human

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

forreal, something nobody asked for or likes. made a bit more sense in 2015 when the homers were made to match the 2013 aways, rebadged bruins jerseys that had to fit the spoked-B roundel template, but i cannot figure out why they’re still doing it ten years later after changing the darks in ‘17

and D1 collegiate yooperland hockey too, somehow

and i’ll fully admit that i’m predisposed to being angry about things that don’t matter. but *boy howdy* does this city deserve a better and less “mid-20th-century american suburb” flag

i mean this with as little offence as i can muster, but this city seems vexillologically dedicated to making me as angry as possible sometimes. the more this continues, the more the vatican city of saint paul flag feels like it would be an act of mercy

i think basically that I wouldn't care about the war if it was just a matter of gas prices going up by a dollar right now and six american soldiers dying. This sort of rhetoric just makes it so easy to not give a shit, it encourages total political apathy

lately i’ve been thinking about alba-form showy moccasin flowers as a fleurdelise-style heraldic symbol of minnesota

loons logo on the front, name and number on the back, ezpz no problem

what an insane thing to read. *cowls*‽ we need to get MNUFC wearing skjoldehamn hoods ASAP

wish we could go back to the like, two years when everyone genuinely thought esports could break the mainstream. i went to famous dave’s and they had overwatch league playing on one of the TVs

choosing minneapolis to show the party can put its money where its mouth is and bring stimulus to a city their political opposition has ravaged would be free PR, but crucially, that would require the democratic national committee to care about things other than fundraising galas for billionaires

i don’t have the assets so it’s more a proof of concept than anything (pay no attention to the jpeg artifacting), but the important part is that the dog is facing left. right-facing beasts are coward, they’re running away from the direction of movement

i heard we’re talkin Pigseye Liberation Front

The Independent Supporters Council is in solidarity with the USLPA and the players as they pursue a fair agreement.

Our full statement is in this thread.

#StandUpForStandards

i think following MLS next pro is actually *more* of a soccer sicko move than following USL2. they don’t even have merch.

doubloons good this season?

It just can’t be said enough that for months the federal government waged war on the people of Minnesota, kidnapping them off the streets, driving families into hiding, and killing 2 of people. And if you cannot call that out or state that clearly, you’re not one of us. You’re one of them.

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

So what you’re telling me is no James?

A message from the Wonderwall

Now would be a good time for Mark Carney or any other politician or journalist who remarked on his declaration of the end of the rules-based international order to substantiate that assertion by condemning this lawless aggression by the U.S. and Israel, but personally, I won’t be holding my breath.

A photograph of smoke rising over Tehran, Iran.

The Israeli and US attack on Iran is morally repugnant. It is calculated only to benefit an elite of racist, Islamophobic warmongers. It will not benefit Iranians or ordinary people anywhere on earth.

We must build the grassroots capacity to interrupt the war machine or things will only get darker.

noncontextually, *incredibly* funny

Lilly Wachowski $5,000 • Top donation

I do gotta say that if anyone had told teenage me that someday I would be prepared to personally bail out an entire high school but the woman who made The Matrix did it instead I would definitely have been like “ok somebody needs their meds adjusted”

What an absolute real one. Thank you, Lilly 😭