Teddy Zartler

Northern Flicker, nom nom-ing.

Northern Flicker
#birb #birds

This is satisfying...

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

Or, Happy New Fourth Line Center Day to those of us in Boston.

Ok, I'll admit croute may have been poorly defined...

Don't judge me!

Brie en croute with apricot jam

Psych!

50/50...

Dwight: Well, as the Shield of Americas, I thin--

Michael: Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas.

Dwight: Michael, you said I'm the Shield of Ame--

Michael: DWIGHT, god, not the time.

Dinner tonight is brie en croute with apricot jam and salad or me eating a wheel of brie from one hand drinking straight from a bottle with the other. It's 50/50 right now.

We need a bracket for dumbest members of Congress... Comey might be my bet. @talkingpointsmemo.com ?

Its tasty.

My paternal grandfather was a 1st generation American who rose to be Vice President at Rauland (Zenith). My maternal grandfather was a numismatist. I get my white privilege from my mother's side, obviously.

I am fringe, as most people here would agree.

You and I are equally "fringe-y"..

Bluesky sky map showing that I am a fringe part of #Chemsky

Fun Tool to see where you are in the Bluesky Universe. bluesky-map.theo.io
It confirms that I am fringe part of #Chemsky

I Saw Firsthand What Having a Small Business Does to a Family. From That Moment On, I Made a Vow. Now I’m Rethinking Everything. I know the sacrifices it requires.

We got lots of good questions for my advice column this week. 1: I want more freedom. Should I start my own business?
2: President of new company rushed to lay people off. Flee?
3: How get boss to stop micromanaging and doing LW's job?
4: How can a new manager handle a constant complainer?

Red Sox are going to Clearwater and bringing nobody anyone wants to watch...

Stop fighting progress!!!

I'd accept the bribe. And then tell everyone. But "Shhh, it's a secret. You didn't hear it from me."

Dafuq

The Princess Bride - Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia - closed captioned YouTube video by Captioning for Everyone

Even the villain Vizzini in "The Princess Bride" knew:
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

Stefon Diggs thanks the Patriots. A source says the Patriots have informed him he will be released at the start of the league year. Ties to finances, as cap charge was spiking from $10.5m to $26.5m.

I tell people that if the government is covering up the existence of aliens, NASA is absolutely not involved, because astrobiologists can't keep a secret to save their lives

I can sleep anywhere; I fall asleep while taxiing on a plane. I sleep restlessly in hotels. It's not you. And you are not an imposter.

One more thing. If you're interested in this or any book, the best thing you can do to help it find an audience is to preorder it. It's shocking how much they can propel a work into literary (and civic) conversation.

The other best thing is to ask your libraries to get it.

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Ground Round, all of New England.

I lost my #NMRJock card years ago... My people are LC-jocks