Makeshift Man

Good night 😴

I don't know what you mean by that. Besides, he's not as athletic as I am, and his voice sounds completely different too.

In moments like these, I really wish I could fly—or at least didn't have a fear of heights.

I, Makeshift Man, approve this message.

A letter was slid under my door today. When I went out to check, no one was there anymore. Strange.

"The individual known as 'Makeshift Man' is hereby notified of 7 (seven) violations of applicable municipal, state and federal code. A formal response is expected within 14 business days."

I'm on page 7 of our local newspaper: "Mysterious Bucket-Headed Hero Stops Traffic for Ducks." 🤩

I'm back. I just saved countless people from falling into a deep abyss that suddenly opened up right in the middle of downtown. The villain who opened this chasm kept trying to drive me away. But I stood my ground until the police arrived. After that, I quietly slipped away. No need to thank me.

Trouble's on the way! I had to rush off to save the day. More when I'm back…

The sweet old lady then gave me some cookies to take with me on my way home ☺️🍪

😀👍

My first real follower – guess I'm officially a superhero now. Thanks for the follow, @eightbuff.com.

True superheroes stand guard, braving the elements in every storm.

No, that's not my merch! Someone is trying to make money using my good name. I've already seen other products on Temu as well.

An important message from your favorite superhero Makeshift Man:

I'm often asked which actor should play me when the movie of my life is made. I always think of the up-and-coming Swiss actor Hansruedi Hugentobler. I saw him in the 2026 action remake of "Uli der Knecht," and I think with a bucket over his head he would make a good Makeshift Man.

Today I had the chance to work with our local police for the first time. However, our communication still needs a bit of work in the future.

I just made a promotional trailer in my basement so the news stations can show it when they report on my heroic actions. I've gotta admit, I'm pretty proud of myself.

Just yesterday I rescued a poor cat from a tree. She was incredibly grateful that I got her down from there.

What happened last in Season 1 and what made me decide to rebrand:

Makeshift Man (formerly known as Budget Hero)

Saving the day... one duct tape at a time.