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Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack (Official Music Video)
Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Mark Morrison

We could probably prevent a number of wars if men would listen to "Return of the Mack" daily while flexing in the mirror...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D...

07.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations to the capitulating law firms for being a useful foil to those standing firm in the DOJ’s very first footnote.

07.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
Upside down Guy Picciotto from Fugazi thoughtlessly damaging a basketball hoop

Upside down Guy Picciotto from Fugazi thoughtlessly damaging a basketball hoop

I wish I could enjoy this photo, but I was playing basketball at that gym the next day and missed a free throw because the hoop was slightly bent. That was the end of my NBA dreams.

18.08.2024 04:24 πŸ‘ 1437 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 2
United States Onurt of Appeals
FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA CIRCUIT
No. 26-5050
September Term, 2025
1:25-cv-02471-ACR
Filed On: March 6, 2026
Fritz Emmanuel Lesly Miot, et al.,
Appellees
V.
Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America, et al.,
Appellants
BEFORE: Walker, Pan, and Garcia, Circuit Judges
ORDER
Upon consideration of the emergency motion for a stay pending appeal, the
opposition thereto, the reply, the amicus briefs, and the Rule 28(i) letters, it is
ORDERED that the motion for a stay be denied.

United States Onurt of Appeals FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA CIRCUIT No. 26-5050 September Term, 2025 1:25-cv-02471-ACR Filed On: March 6, 2026 Fritz Emmanuel Lesly Miot, et al., Appellees V. Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America, et al., Appellants BEFORE: Walker, Pan, and Garcia, Circuit Judges ORDER Upon consideration of the emergency motion for a stay pending appeal, the opposition thereto, the reply, the amicus briefs, and the Rule 28(i) letters, it is ORDERED that the motion for a stay be denied.

BREAKING: DC Circuit, on a 2-1 vote, keeps in place a lower court order blocking DHS Sec. Noem’s effort to end Haiti temporary protected status designation.

Judges Pan and Garcia deny DOJ’s request to stay the district court order. Judge Walker would have granted it.

Haiti TPS is safe for now.

07.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 2598 πŸ” 696 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 32
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god has abandoned new york’s 12th congressional district

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

😭😭😭

07.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, obviously this isn’t true. But if the CEO actually believes this nonsense, it implies he thinks maybe he’s enslaving a sentient being that has the capacity to feel emotional distress. And he hasn’t immediately halted operations to suss out how to resolve that?

06.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 628 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 13
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You know you’re at a Black funeral when:

06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1277 πŸ” 261 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 78

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 12327 πŸ” 2642 πŸ’¬ 303 πŸ“Œ 168

Funniest possible art choice

06.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hungary Seizes Ukrainian Bank Staff, $80 Million in Cash and Gold The move follows a dispute over oil deliveries and prompted Kyiv to accuse Hungary of hostage-taking.

By kidnapping bank employees and seizing a shipment of gold and cash, Viktor OrbΓ‘n has resorted to acts of piracy against another European nation. www.wsj.com/world/europe...

06.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 12

Black folks to target:

06.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank god the fascist philanderer who pushed his mistress to self-immolation is out of the race so the Mexi-Nazi gun freak can claim the mantle

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can’t work with minors rn’

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 614 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Same initial thought (before I read the article). There's a reason the ostensibly conversative political party was so easily taken over by a fascist political project

06.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me to kids who scoff at me being on social media:

06.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Fetterman is basically a reactionary now: there is no real effort to explain why Mullin - a buffoon who spent the week insisting we are not at war with Iran - is qualified. Trump nominated Mullin, and that’s good enough for him.

05.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 3195 πŸ” 558 πŸ’¬ 188 πŸ“Œ 30

you can watch the anchor's brain short circuit in real time

05.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 751 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3
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The Polycrisis Sublime of the Whitney Biennial It felt like the world as I experience it: no clear path, but enough moments of beauty to convince me to put one foot in front of the other.

Oh hey it's @arunadsouza.bsky.social on the Whitney Biennial

hyperallergic.com/the-polycris...

05.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Getting fired is bad enough, but Trump giving her a new job as "special envoy" to something that doesn't even exist is the cherry on top.

05.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

The lust people have to argue online is in itself a weird bubble. I don’t wake up hoping to have arguments with people, I wake up with the idea that I’m probably going to talk about sports or movies & say weird shit and sometimes arguments arise but usually from annoying assholes, it’s not a virtue

05.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 474 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 7

lol yes. like, sorry you guys are having a miserable time, but for the most part i enjoy myself here and that seems to really bother you!

05.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 319 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I will watch any video about cookery that is on such a scale that the cook is using a full size Cooking Shovel to stir things about.

05.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6

"I sexually exploited a now-dead employee and also I've got God on speed-dial and he always does what I want" is quite the self-portrait. Of right-wing Christianity. And evangelical entitlement.

05.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 743 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 5
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It’s Not Complicated The mainstream media failed the public during the genocide in Gaza. The Key's editor-in-chief shares her vision for what comes next.

Former LA Times managing editor @sarayasin.bsky.social launches The Key, a new publication about Palestine that will be "a home for journalists who have had their stories spiked in mainstream outlets."

Her opening essay is worth every second of your time: www.thekeymagazine.com/p/western-jo...

05.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 432 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

This cop is a menace.

05.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised it took 3 weeks.

05.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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In which @nataliekorach.bsky.social outlines the actions of the man the White House Correspondents Association has chosen to honor this year. www.status.news/p/donald-tru...

05.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

#content #creators through and through

04.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0