Tyro Thunderdrone

If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon

And that is why you will never amount to anything.
If you cannot overcome adversities and challenges because of a few people, you will amount to nothing.
You will leave this world as you entered it, alone and crying.

We all pity you. ALL of us. Even your friends apologise for you to us privately.

Learn to spell Jolor

I still want a refund

Thats awesome, no bias or nothin xD

20 years old and still acting like a screaming toddler because you're just boring people.
You went from odd to weird to annoying to boring. No one you talk to or try to goad really wants you around and we just report you. It's honestly sad you can't get the help you need, go seek therapy, it'll help

You've turned avoidance into an Olympic-level sport.

You gone outside to touch grass or is your courage still on "Pending"?

Your broke ass can't even afford a spine

History remembers cowards like you… as footnotes.

Your courage is MIA—and not even looking to return.

You’d faint if a marshmallow hit you.

Your fear response is your only consistent personality trait.

You couldn't stand your ground on a flat surface.

You make backing down look like performance art.

I’d call you spineless, but even jelly has structure.

The only thing you’ve ever conquered is a panic attack.

Even mice say “grow a pair” when they see you.

You couldn’t “man up” if your life depended on it.

You treat every challenge like it’s a horror movie.

You look fear in the eye—and immediately apologize.

You scream “HELP” before anything happens.

Your bravery’s in witness protection.

You retreat so often, people think it's choreography.

Even “Fight or Flight” knows you only do the second.

You’d need a bodyguard to face a puppy.

You act tough—until someone sneezes.

I’ve seen braver slugs crossing salt.

Your courage clock is permanently set to “nope.”

You hide behind braver people like it's a full-time job.