drag name exa philes

Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-

not well, but free

has the hospital considered: my dog is sad

i’m stuck in the hospital for at least one night, but all’s well because the doctor is hot… thank you for your service 🫡

It lit up!?

i’ve got to pick a special interest to revisit or something. your boy’s adrift

oh hell yeah

i’ve become ‘bum knee’ years old :(

the oranges….

nothing but insults for martin landau

no, i wouldn’t, actually

4 panel comic: Panel 01: Our little bunny character is in a car in traffic. There's some clouds in the air. He says 'going' Panel 02: he is now skateboarding through a natural environment with a mountain friend in the bag. He says 'to' Panel 03: He is now on his bicycle approaching his cute little house. He says 'my' Panel 04: finally he is back home, on his pink table behind his computer. He goes 'computer'

Every odyssey has a destination

i haven’t seen a second of space: 1999 but this is so funny

i know! i solemnly swear i’ll never do it again 🤞

all i need to be happy is 2-3x my income and an apartment nearby all of my friends and critical and commercial success and regular dick from an evil elf is that so much to ask

'Blood on the Tracks' by Shūzō Oshimi two manga panels, in the first a person crouching in front of a cat says A CAT! the second is a closeup of the cat getting chin scratches and purring

when there's a cat:

state of affairs

quality control check on door mat replacement

her name is guinevere, she’s four years old, weighs less than nemo, and was surrendered by a backyard breeder

bringing home a good girl

i love so many that a top four makes me feel guilty

peep my grandma’s 1947 crop top!!

the mvp

something i miss about having regular tv over just a bunch streaming services is the practically 24/7 availability of law & order

A SKELOTEN WHOSE TRIUMPANT BECUASE THEY GOT 1 THING DONE , AND DA REST CAN WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DID ONE (1) THING TODAY THATS IT MOTHER FUCKER SEE YOU TOMORROW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MISSION ACOMPLISHED - dashare.zone ADMIN

(forensic files voice) succinylcholine

i think the only reason i’m not actively suicidal at present is that the majority of my time is spent working or sleeping, so most of the time i can’t even process my level of depression. i’ve let my life get so incredibly far from anything i ever wanted it to be and there’s no going back.

declaring bankruptcy 😂 i keep it silly 🤣🤣