ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick

Fluffy told me I should live my truth and start saving to go to Shoebox in Minnesota, next year. ❤️

I’m sad that real-world paper Standard is dead, more or less. 😞

I don’t know anyone personally who has seen this. None of the horror blogs I follow have given two cents regarding this film. Outside of big Hollywood dirt sheets calling this film an abortion, this post might be the only genuine opinion I have seen pertaining to this movie.

I own one, and I use a combination of two methods, involving a “rehydration chamber”, and running it through this on the lowest-lowest heat setting.

Yes! Although there’s a method to it, and obviously you are just running it through with no laminate. There was a series of TikToks back in ‘21-‘22 entailing how. MTGGoldfish included it in a compilation of methods one can use.
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Side note: These are fantastic to help fix Foil Pringles. 💯

Yeah, Ick as fuck, my dood. 🤮

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I mean, at least Frosted and Unfrosted Pop Tart connoisseurs can mutually agree that the existence of “Extra Protein” Pop Tarts are an abomination flying in the face of nature itself, right?

I copped 4 of ‘em! It’s a value exploration on a Spaceship that goes Vrooooom! LOL ❤️

This wall also puts in work in some Tron builds. 💯

Happy Tuesday, BlueSky Homies. In spite of the shitbag horrors being perpetuated left and right, what are we thankful for that’s keeping us in the fight? Quote and Repost something that’s giving you joy.

For me, I’ve been focusing on copping Land Tech for my Magic Collection the past week.

PeePeePanniniWeenie.

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Here’s them nine Magic cards that define my history and DNA as a lifelong Magic player. Do with this information what you will…

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MUSTARD COUNTER!

The footage of that gaff made its way onto Welcome To Hell, and Urza spent his recovery time penning articles for Big Brother magazine… #IYKYK

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Currently reading Planeswalker: Book 2 of the Artifact Cycle. I can confirm when he drops into Phyrexia for his first time, he literally drops into a bowl, gripping his signature Toy Machine deck, but immediately eats sh!+, on accord it had rained oil earlier.

Urza's Saga Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga (As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — This Saga gains “{T}: Add {C}.” II — This Saga gains “{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with ‘This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.’” III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Illustrated by Titus Lunter

Skateboard {1} Artifact — Equipment When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent. Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.) “Why skate a half-pipe when you can skate a sewer pipe?” Illustrated by Hokyoung Kim

You know, of thing's Urza's saga provides...I did not have shredding in my list of things but here we are.

Plus, for me, it feels a bit too derivative of another Fantasy series I don’t like. There have been multiple occasions where I have completely blanked on Strxhaven’s name, and just called it “that damn Harry Potter set”, no cap.

If it’s your flavor of kool-aid, I hope it gives you much joy. 🙏❤️💯

Thinking I might give Strixhaven a big skip.

I want to support in-universe stuff, but the first Strixhaven never found much play with me, and this was after I went in hard on sealed product purchases for the set.

I mean, I won’t deny I have an inner magical cat girl that comes out after a grueling day of work. For authenticity’s sake, I would like to point out mine looks more like this…

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So, I did the 9 Magic Cards That Made Me The Person I Am, Today. But if you want to see them, plus learn a little more about my history as a lifelong player, you’ll have to visit my new TikTok content page link’d below. I don’t make the rules. 😝

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThvDYT1w/

Tradewind Rider! I remember this guy!

Absolute Mood. 💯

“David “Doctor D” Schultz has entered the chat…”

This is fair criticism.

I am trying to learn how to level up on some short-form video editing. I’d like to do storyboarded content, soon. Going to shoot a few videos here over the next couple of weeks, with some product.

Tempest Block might have been the best three set cycle we ever got, in Magic. Time Spiral and Urza’s Saga come damn close, but so much iconic heat came from the Rath cycle.

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Been struggling with understanding why my outreach sucks.

Am I a bad writer? Have I been blacklisted? Do folks genuinely think I am whack?

Not that I am overtly invested in the opinions of strangers, but as a writer, I think about this stuff…