kerni

party hat

this is also how i found out Tenor is owned by Google

support.google.com/tenor/answer...

did anyone tell @killedbygoogle.com about Tenor yet?

That's all I wanna complain about

Have a nice day.

I wanna like bluesky but the Discover feed sucks

full disclosure: the brawl stars tcrf article has been deleted due to a cease & desist. you can find the text of the notice on that page.

i've reached out in hopes a human might see this and move to retract it, but in the mean time, RIP

an ms paint diagram explaining the differences between old android navigation (with three distinct buttons) and the Google Navigation Suppository™, which you must gently stimulate with gestures to do anything

the only gesture i want to do is "kicking the developer in the balls"

reddit screenshot: [deleted]: [deleted] coolguy420: Ok awesome, thanks for the help

sigh

hammed burgon! 🍔📦

Cardie art for @ceroro.com 💙

concept 2

Julius Caesar pulling out this shout at the siege of Alesia

The image is 2 panels in black and white. The top text reads "Hypothesis:" The first panel shows someone drinking coffee "1. Drink Caffeine" The second panel shows the same person fully alert, working. "awake."

The image is 4 panels in black and white with the words "Results:" at the top. The first panel is once again the person drinking coffee with the words "1. Drink Caffeine" Panel 2: "Body awake. Mind asleep" A person sits at their desk, clearly groggy, clicking their pen and tapping the desk with the other hand. Panel 3: "Mind awake. Body Asleep" The person is laying on the ground next to their chair. Panel 4: "Asleep" They are asleep in bed with their cat.

before anyone asks I do in fact have adhd

This article title is the most Hideo Kojima thing to Hideo Kojima, ever.

How do I explain during the holy season of Undertale's 10th anniversary that I only discovered the game because of shitposts like UNDYNE FIGHTS A BICYCLE

Nintendo Patents Pressing Button to Jump KYOTO — Nintendo has filed a patent giving them the exclusive right to the gameplay mechanic of pressing a button that makes a character jump,…

Nintendo Patents Pressing Button to Jump

hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Almond in my favorite summer fits

Everybody is getting their good news. When will mine arrive.

Umbreon doodle

Yea. I know why I don't have many friends.

I was told girls can't be femboys.

Yea, that's it. I was only told that.

a dog wearing a colorful hat with a propeller on top of it ALT: a dog wearing a colorful hat with a propeller on top of it

how it feels to steal posts because you're uncreative

Lately I feel like the internet was a mistake.

Here are some cool websites to help you find joy on the internet. It's much harder to find cool stuff these days. Here's some stuff I've discovered lately. Please feel free to share more in the thread.

Mac OS 9 emulator: macos9.app

egg bunnies

grok getting filtered in the muted words list

practicing some self-care today

You won't believe where I stole this from

Did bluesky allow adding gif as gif now

how it feels to be useless in a fandom cuz u dont write or draw or bring anything to the table, u just eat and u are full of greed

gamedev employment discourse is going around, so let me just say the solution isn't "better executives" or "shaming", it's really strong labor protections (see: some nordic countries).

unfortunately, the us is, largely, hopeless

Ten million big-titty mods are about to be expunged in what future online historians will refer to as The Great Deflation