“…Bride of Frankenstein, a movie that’s been remade only slightly less often than other famous horror stories, including Frankenstein.”
I can think of only one remake of Bride Of Frankenstein, and that’s over 40 years old.
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
New letterheads again. There goes another 2 billion…
Not to be “that guy”, but in case you run into him, the neighborhood in Philadelphia of which you speak is Old City. There’s an Old Town in Lancaster, but if I had to guess, I bet you’re thinking of the Old Town in Sin City. Which itself must drive the Lancaster people crazy if they know about it!
Okay, quick counterpoint: maybe it wouldn’t be the worst idea for people in certain jobs to not be completely dependent on vulnerable high-tech solutions. Navigating with sextants 24/7? No. But maybe having one around and somebody who knows how to use it isn’t the worst idea in the world either.
In other news, MLB Central is coming back soon. I’m sure Mark DeRosa has more than enough on his plate right now (see below), but maybe you could pass this along to him during the next That’s A Scam segment, @roflo.bsky.social.
Oh man, that is truly amazing.
He’s a headline hunter, pure and simple. You kill the Ayatollah, cool. People start wanting to know your plan going forward, so what do you do? Hey presto, kill Castro (or whoever’s in charge there—Trump doesn’t read)! And then…whatever. Don’t bore me with details, nerd!
He’s the ADHD president.
It’s the new ‘warfighters’.
“Not the very best Americans. They have Secret Service protection. But yeah, I guess we could lose some of the suckers and losers population. Eh. You want a golden omelette, you gotta break a few middle class eggs, amirite?”
Endgames are for losers. Plans are for chumps. Donald Trump is a DISRUPTOR! Move fast and break things, you know? Like a toddler. Or a drunk.
Endgames are for losers. Plans are for chumps. Donald Trump is a DISRUPTOR! Move fast and break things, you know? Like a toddler. Or a drunk.
That comparison is so nakedly stupid I would be shocked to hear it coming from the dopiest inbred imbecile in some isolated out of the way corner of the most impoverished undereducated backwater imaginable. So I guess yeah, that checks out.
“The only thing we have to fear is, probably terrorist acts within the USA killing civilians. But hey, it won’t be me!”
What inspiring leadership. I wonder if he’ll still be so “you want an omelet ya gotta break a few eggs” when an IRGC cell in the USA blows up the Mall Of America. Or Mar-A-Lago.
So evidently the Shield of the Americas is Corey Lewandowski’s name for his dick.
I guess it’s good she’s out. But I can’t help wondering what he fired her for: doing too much or not doing enough?
Ah hell, who am I kidding? He fired her for being bad on TV. That’s the only unforgivable transgression in the Trump world.
Those are synonyms!
Fetterman. Fucking Fetterman.
What does “under oath” mean to these people? Nothing. You lie. If you’re caught, you question the truth’s validity. And if that doesn’t work, you wait for your pardon, which is a gimme.
Hell, he sounded winded just getting ‘oracle’ out.
Maybe he’ll drown in his own spit someday. The beauty of that is it’ll definitely be on camera.
“Unavoidable in a situation like this”.
Man, they don’t make covers like that ASM 126 anymore.
That fucking eyebrow is the worst. At least Kash Patel (probably) tried to look serious for his official photo. That he looked stupid was, I think, unintentional. This shmuck, though-this guy treats a position of political leadership like this years trucker hat.
Poor Mick. He spent that whole decade trying so hard to be anybody but Mick Jagger.
