Joey

idk who needs to hear this but you need to keep going so you can live to see certain people's heads on pikes

Laptop went epilepsy mode with i booted it up

Playing video games as you age gets harder cuz the fragility of life starts becoming more and more evident

Is there sheet music for identity part 4

It can't be good for my mental health to hear about all these breaking stories immediately after waking up

Everything would be OK if I just morphed into Stavros Halkias rn

someone in my stream mentioned the accomplishment of skiing down everest yesterday and they said it so casually that i thought they were joking

I've felt restless when trying to sleep lately but it's comforting that almost every time it's just cuz I have to shit

The War^tm

Parents casually dropping sad lore<<<<<<<anything else

i do not WARM UP at the gym. i do not STRETCH. i go straight into HIGH-INTENSITY REPS. and if i overexert, i DON'T COME BACK.

yep he just said the most transphobic thing i've ever heard him say

my dad unironically watched charlie kirk from time to time so this is about to be annoying as fuck

My god-king

Heys guys which way to brabenthallen let me over

Watching fight club for the first time while knowing the twist is very funny

Mayb I should make a letterboxd

Episode two of keeping up with universally acclaimed films:

Parasite is airtight

my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins

i know it's a really easy time to say i've always been put off by Jubilee's Surrounded series, but now i can imagine you understand why

why did I just dream about going on america's got talent for singing but as a funny twist I did it with a mouth full of food

ok sinners is legit

mom won't stop relying on forcefed Google Gemini summaries is it over

Bidet at the airbnb is now today's Second best development

Mom is cancer-free!!

It's weird to not feel like an overly emotional person while making decisions that are CLEARLY driven by emotion

Ok Dominic is kinda fire as well

people claim there are 'no good names for guys' and that isn't true, everyone is just too afraid to name their kid Huey

i've started to get into a bad habit of not turning on my headlights at night. says a lot about my ability to turn on my headlights at night

sparkling water is just woke soda

everything happens for a reason, sometimes