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Chris Blankenship

@professortuba

Leaving Bluesky in the near future. Hit me up via DM to connect elsewhere. Love y’all.

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-- aforementioned flip phone doesn't have apps. I mean, it kinda does, but like.... really basic shit. I love and miss you all. I'm gonna try to be a little more present here moving forward, but overall will be less-tech attentive moving forward, also.

Stay safe, warm, and well everyone 🫂🖤

17.01.2026 02:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy 2026 friends; sorry that I've been vacant on here. At the end of last year, I purposely downgraded from an iPhone to an old-school flip phone, and while it hasn't fixed all my problems, it's definitely made my brain considerably happier. So I'm not really anywhere online lately because --

17.01.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
St.  James Infirmary - Hugh Laurie
St. James Infirmary - Hugh Laurie YouTube video by Vitor Siqueira

@jovialstarfish.bzky.team My brain (and old YT watch recs) told me that you needed this tonight:

youtu.be/hT2pL4FNlpI?...

10.01.2026 03:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"It is sometimes necessary to yell 'BAKUSHIIIIIIN' as loud as possible to hype yourself up."

- Anonymous Wise Person

27.12.2025 02:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Blessed Yule and Happy Solstice to one and all! 🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄

And I just realized I forgot to post at the start of it, but Io Saturnalia!

21.12.2025 13:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope I can help, but more importantly, I hope the programs heal. ( @buriedbybooks )

18.12.2025 12:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do all I can (pro-bono) to get music that works for both middie and high school groups, at least until they get reestablished. I write ad nauseam for a publisher with various licensing deals too, so there's some leeway for non public domain music, too.

18.12.2025 12:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

idk what year I can be, but I dedicated a large portion of my time in college to writing/arranging band music for literal piecemeal bags setups. If those kids need music but nothing on the market fits their setup, please feel free to reach out and I will --

18.12.2025 12:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

No work; only pkmn!

10.12.2025 13:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Assigned Ska at Birth*

09.12.2025 04:09 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

My sentiment remains the same for this entire holiday-stricken month. You are welcome in this house and at this table. You are safe. You are loved. Please remember to eat and hydrate, you deserve that, too.

07.12.2025 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m tired of constantly fighting this burnout y’all…

07.12.2025 07:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@jovialstarfish.bzky.team needs to step up her game. At 10k followers, she will eat a baker’s dozen of Chevy Tahoes!

07.12.2025 00:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Always Ohio. Fucking it up for the rest of us. To Discord!!!

06.12.2025 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bestie! DM me, you know I’ve got good recs and hookups!!!

06.12.2025 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How I wish we had had Libby and Hoopla as kids

06.12.2025 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Double down then. A baker’s dozen of cheesecake milkshakes!

06.12.2025 16:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But it’s cheesecake so it’s worth it. (And apparently you can also force your body to tolerate lactose?? Actual science exists on it I think)

06.12.2025 16:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Slices of cheesecake!

06.12.2025 16:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In the back of my mind, I always kinda assumed that we’d eventually *have* to move backward with tech, and I guess I’m glad my brain never unlearned the “old ways” 😂 I’ve been fighting for the past couple days to get my iPod running again, too

06.12.2025 16:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

!!!

I JUST picked up a physical notepad and planner at the store last night for the same reasons! Like, I appreciate the convenience of my calendar and notes apps, but I forget things so easily, even with the widgets on my main screen. So I think moving back to analog will help me, too.

06.12.2025 15:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No joke, I’ve been trying to plan accordingly and downgrade the tech in my life. The current goal is getting a dumbphone that works for me 😂

06.12.2025 15:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can still hear the screeches haunting me in my dreams. *I say as I have the “You’ve got mail” soundfile as my email notification.*

06.12.2025 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Allow me to stir y’all’s memories this morning.

Remember when cars had an overdrive button on the shifter?

Btw, how are your knees this morning? Drinking enough water? Getting enough fiber?

06.12.2025 14:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Sounds like your job has some snitches 😒

06.12.2025 02:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The key is to hide in the break room for a “5 minute nap” that turns into exactly however long you need it to be until it’s time to leave.

06.12.2025 02:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Getting glasses after not knowing you needed them is such a night-and-day difference 😭 if I have music on while I’m reading though, then my music analysis brain kicks in lol

06.12.2025 01:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For all it’s worth, as I’ve come to terms with the ins and outs of how my AuDHD works for me (in adulthood), it sounds silly, but finding books (inc. classics) in a manga or comic book style is a great tool to making books more accessible. I say this in hopes that it can be helpful.

06.12.2025 01:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Insert obligatory apology to the wall (to make sure the wall is ok).

05.12.2025 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@riverboatjack.bsky.social you/stream has ruined me. I can’t wait for an elevator without singing “Hit the button, hit the goddamn button” in my head every single time.

05.12.2025 16:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0