Kathy Castro

I’m in London this week so I never have to spring forward this year because they don’t do it for another three weeks. And I get slightly less bad jet lag on my way home!

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Oh dear

Also 🥵

I was given a bottle of 2004 Veuve Grande Dame for my 50th birthday. It’s in the fridge

Isn’t 506 years just 1000 half years? They’ve got 9 months, people can even take holidays

If I’m the judge I say, “So put 1000 people on it and get it done this year.”

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Here’s their whole fuckin article. I have questions www.reuters.com/business/us-...

Carob more closely resembles 💩 than chocolate

Worse than A Time to Kill?

I’m going to be a hater, but I was there for 36 hours and it was 24 too many

You still having a good time? 💛🐻💙

I’m as white collar as they come. Civil engineer, banker.

I’m ok with President Bob. He’s doing a fine job Popeing

I’m going to see Chotiner interview Patrick Radden Keefe in a few weeks and I am vibrating in anticipation of the kind of stuff that might be revealed

I’ve always liked Pedro Sánchez because he’s an absolute smokeshow but this is good too. Gift link:

www.thetimes.com/article/0709...

I mean, Sam Ponder’s available too

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This! He’s so colossally unqualified

Jesus fuck

Weeps in St John the Divine

JCO really is a master of the insult

Berkeley

Proud to be a graduate of the World's Wokest University that will never even be a thought for someone making a list like this

Does this mean you have to be nice to Jerry now?

Saved that right quick. Thank you for your service

The Costco mint cookie sundae is the best $3 you will spend all week

What a knucklehead. I’m about to go to London. I have two passports in my bag because I have to enter the UK on my British one and can’t use it to come back home. Every dual citizen knows this

Thank you for that, I had no idea. Also could those instructions be any more complex? Setting this aside for tomorrow!

They 100% think this