Rori

WMDs? Again? Too predictable. Steven Miller is a terrible writer. Awful dialogue.

Attacking Greenland would have been funnier. This season’s off to a bad start.

Hey maybe if Israel is busy attacking Iran, they’ll stop murdering their own citizens. 🤷‍♀️

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Hot take: Baby Saja is a better lyricist than Zoe.

Crypto makes more sense when you replace it with “beanie babies”

“A trillion dollars has been wiped out of the beanie babies market!”

Suddenly it clicks

I have a Gollum inside me that says mean things to me so I don’t think I am a likeable person.

The cunts on r/conservative call for my death. They call me mentally ill and want to take away my healthcare. I tell a girl she looked very feminine prior to ffs, I apparently am an evil person.

The admins deleted my post so I can’t look up the exact verbiage. It went something like “thats cause you started as a girl. The rare ftf transition”

My Reddit account was temp banned for violating rule 1. Apparently I spread hate speech. The heinous activity? I affirmed a trans girl’s identity.

Ayy the real Mara Jade! Congrats Mark!

If rob reiner is what breaks the repubs from blindly covering for him, I’m going to be so upset.

Not the human trafficking. Not the pedophilia. Rob fucking Reiner.

If rob reiner is the thing that finally made you turn away from donald trump then you’re still a piece of shit from all the stuff you went along with.

Hell yeah fuck that terf bitch

Hawk Tuah girl should run for Marjorie Taylor Greene's seat

“Black man given nation’s worst job”
“Drugs win drug war”
“Holy fucking shit, man walks on fucking moon; ‘holy living fuck’ first words from moon”

I would 100% introduce you to my mom.

How does one do that? Potentially?

I came for the chemistry, I stayed for the tits!

Polyester is just wearable plastic

You use film?

Well I didn’t have PizzaCake becoming my favorite comic for trans jokes on my 2025 bingo card but it’s a pleasant surprise.

For a moment I thought this was about Derry Girls and I got really confused.

This is literally taxation without representation.

Nothing you didn’t already know, I expect.

Star Wars

Hidden in the bill is a provision that prevents the judicial branch from enforcing a contempt citation. In other words, all those rulings the regime is ignoring will no longer have the opportunity to hold the ignorers in contempt. This kills the power of the judicial branch.

Fun fact: there are 6 signatures of Shakespeare’s that we know for a fact are written by his hand and none of them are spelled like that.

This one isn’t funny. More like chillingly accurate.

But if you resign, how can you fight against it? They will simply replace you with a sycophant and move on.