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Now I’m sick of the clicker and want the circular barbell back. Why can’t I make up my mind

Bunny lying on the couch

My current energy level

All incredibly predictable outcomes that are exactly in line with Republican presidential politics for decades, and yet none of this was taken seriously by the media in 2024!

1 burger

Using the McDonald’s app to get the savings

Private equity also became a meaningless catch all word that means whatever is convenient in a single sentence. What people are actually annoyed by is the ‘big business’ reaction their extreme price-sensitive behavior

This is amazing why wasn’t this a feature like 10 years ago omg

Is this iOS?

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

Where the hell is Confessions on a Dance Floor 2???? Girl we really need some distractions rn lmao

The dental office is playing Madonna on the sound system (Open Your Heart)

Ok true, and sheesh if that doesn’t sum up everything in politics neatly lmao

Stock market is just tanking this week lmao

I really just wanna play RE9 but instead I’m at the dentist.., a different kind of terror

No way, it’s just that everyone at the wheel is a moron. The smart people didn’t join this administration

My blood pressure is always perfect

Get lunch while you’re out and you’ll forget all about why you were mad

Still listening to Sabrina’s masterpiece “Short ‘N Sweet” in 2026 😌

I was gonna make a joke about inverse ETF’s but then I remembered I’m not evil

Right but they shouldn’t be!!!

Naming this rabbit “Espresso” would go so hard

But then how would the grifters make money?

So many problems in politics, especially local politics, could be solved by simply making it legal to build dense housing

Yeah

The enemies in RE9 are like comical bullet sponges, how does it take this many shots

#7 is the GOAT and I won’t hear otherwise

I keep dying in RE9 cause there are no bullets! How am I supposed to get around this hospital without fighting anything ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

I really admire RE9’s commitment to never letting rest, it’s nonstop terror lmao

Heated Rivalry got way too many haters for a 6 episode streaming series IJS

She wanted to maintain her worldview lol, at whatever cost