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๐Ÿ”ž She/They/He Hey what if a mouse was like 78 miles tall and really good at suplexing you Av by @brelly.bsky.social , header by @redbaronwolf.bsky.social behemous.carrd.co

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It has a weather thingiwy, and it asked me where I was

and did NOT demand active live location data

10.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's kinda astonishing, I haven't been bombarded with shite like Windows, it's real cool.

10.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GREETINGS, I TWEET AT THEE FROM MY LINUX INSTALLATION.

shit's weird

10.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Breakfast burger.... Ough yeag....

10.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Linux file system is different and scaresome

10.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pisswhistler.

10.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ridiculous, overdesigned outfit and astonishing hair and fate to do whatever

And I just beat the piss outta them.

10.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno, but I got some kind of horse race contest thingiwy on the YouTube ads so it's probably all gambling or shit.

10.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still wanna make a protagonist whimper and cry

10.03.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It might, honestly.

10.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Note: Windows will be deleted

Note: Windows will be deleted

Note: everything will be fine.

10.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

E's gone bazzite, innit

10.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My laptop doing some Linux shit

My laptop doing some Linux shit

Is that good

10.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wtfdym, ITV 7, how is there a seventh ITV channel

10.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what we puttin' on our burbur?

10.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My phone has somehow bricked while I was tweeting this and isn't bzzting when I plug in any of my chargers, oh shit there it goes it's back

10.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lord fuckin' help me, I'm gonna try installing bazzite on my laptop

10.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did they pipe in the holy shits? it sounds like it started on a cue.

10.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 6139 ๐Ÿ” 2042 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 12323 ๐Ÿ” 2617 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 252 ๐Ÿ“Œ 195
Bluesky screenshot of a repeat error message I get whenever I try to upload media.

Bluesky screenshot of a repeat error message I get whenever I try to upload media.

But the vibe-coding guys, you don't understand. It's such a game changer.

10.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 84 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember this ad in Gamepro.

10.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1210 ๐Ÿ” 470 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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#Macromarch Day 7

@beherit.bsky.social's hometown is full of happy people.. It's really nice to come visit and change that sometimes โค๏ธ

06.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 232 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just something about slapping the shit out of a party and giving them an unwinnable QTE as I own them, Yknow?

10.03.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4579 ๐Ÿ” 1421 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!"

Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!"

But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

10.03.2026 12:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2372 ๐Ÿ” 525 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

you're introducing me to all the other shrunk people in your group but I keep addressing them in a cutesy fawning tone like I'm being introduced to a bunch of plushies

"oh hello there mister thimble! and oh hiii good day to you as well miss thumbtack! aww is it mrs? is this mister thumbtack-"

10.03.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say this every time, but, your faces are just adorable. <3

10.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the goddamn are we makin

10.03.2026 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0