i love the bipedal sniper lizard because it's juuuust animalistic enough it makes sense for it to be behaving like an animal when im playing. any evo line that lets you see both furry and Creature is good design imho
Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers
Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers https://theonion.com/prosthetic-hand-recipient-slowly-relearning-to-lick-barbecue-sauce-off-fingers/
Holds up
ill teach you a lesson [throws him like the foot ball]
i dont know how people abuse their pets my cat just tore into my shoulder and it was excruciatingly painful and all i could think to do was lightly chuck him away and then throw tea on him like he was an evil spirit
this stuff is so funny, truly. tech has created a genie that will grant unlimited wishes but randomly fulfills them in disastrous ways.
Cat sniffing air in front of carton of deviled eggs
Cat approaching devilled eggs
HES AFTER MY EGGS
overate knowing damn well i cant digest food properly anmore and got a stomach ache so bad i had to go lie down twice tonight and it still hurts
jail for mother for 1000 years.
Learned just now my cat thinks "are you hungee?" means breakfast and not food in general, because it's what I say when he wakes me up to get him breakfast. I realized this because he was utterly baffled I said that and didn't give him wet food (which I give him a dollop of every morning).
a screenshot of text from a website. it reads: The History of the January 1 Birthday The tradition dates back to the early days of organized horse racing, long before electronic timing and online records. Race organizers needed a simple way to group horses by age since a horse’s age often determines what races they can enter. Instead of tracking every horse’s exact birth date (which would have been a logistical nightmare), they decided that all thoroughbreds would share one official birthday: January 1.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
simple digital painting of a schoolgirl with an umbrella.
decided i want to learn how to paint better -_-
only just now noticing that thanks to shorter days my houseplant wilts within a week of no water...im sorry ill do better baby
UEECHHGH. UGGGGGH
ok i understand people who freak out at anyone who makes hot cocoa with water because i usually make mine with creamer like it's tea but i forgot to put the creamer in and BLEEEEEECH
a plush toy of ralsei from deltarune with a gay pride flag and trans pride flag tucked into his scarf
my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree
me: who
my mom: the gay pride sheep
ohhhh my god i love gamecube chunky outlines so much this is delicious to look at
Napped and was out for 6 hours. Didn't realize I was in need like that
it was dehydration. i lived ✌️
I'm especially worried about my heart because I already have heart problems.....it's beating so hard like what do I do. I'm hydrating more I guess.
It was around 1am to 6pm...I had caffeine at 6pm the previous day but it wasn't much....why am I experiencing medical complications girl help
My heart is still pounding so the physical symptoms havent really changed. Girl I hate it here it's been hours
Fell asleep at 10am woke up at almost 6pm still feeling kind of keyed up without any particular valence
I think this was triggered by caffeine, which is pretty funny.
Feeling anything intensely makes me want to do something proactive to stop it but the thing about intense experiences is that you should never ever do this. So I'm just in bed with the horrors I guess
It's 7am and m having an hours-long anxiety attack✌️✌️✌️
The chip bag is the thing that really fried me. He was getting mad I didn't get up to tell him he did a good job hunting from my garbage bag and took matters into his own hands
Several pieces of small trash you'd expect a cat to use as a toy but also an entire chip bag
floor photo of shame for the SHIT!!!! My cat digs out to my desk wastebin to bring to my bedroom at 3am
I think a lot of nostalgia for the 90s and 00s comes from wanting a society where a 20 something can afford a shitty apartment with a shitty job, and you could get a shitty job.
not in a picky eater way either i mean theres nothing edible left. you have to understand it snowed a lot and i didnt want to.
