Martyn With A Y

A good badminton night, and then some stretching to I can bend and snap tomorrow ✌️

It’s Monday! It’s a new weeks! Let’s keep up with the Cardassians! ✌️

#trekkie #startrek

All these divas hand available at::

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Happy International Women’s day! ❤️

Have you been to London lately and seen the tube adverts? With the people tapping their Oyster cards? Drives me insane

Is my twink > twunk transformation complete???

You in another decade

French Connection Tshirt, visible jawline and no eye bags suggest the year 2000

Out out ✌️

Uh lizza buff!

Just call me Gym McDonald

Where HAVE all the cowboys gone????

Lizzie Webb is my default mode 😂

Please refer to my post , dated 18th February 😜

I didn’t know they were going to be there today! And also me and Lycra … we don’t get on

The gym was so busy today that I ended up getting these two in my shot

Just a few happy little accidents, waiting for you on Etsy …

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Happy World Book day!
(Hoping the sound has transferred over? If not, just sing Never Ending Story in your head, ah ah ahhh ah ah ahhhh ah ah ahhhhh)

Remember what they used to teach us in Just Seventeen magazine: it’s not a Cowgirl if it’s not reverse.

Would this be a good moment to talk about Scottish Country dancing?

Found one!

Badminton update: was a good night ✌️although waddling like Oswald Cobblepot in Batman Returns this morning

Where HAVE all the cowboys gone???

It did. I would have cried if my ducts were working

More unaired footage form the Brit Awards 2026, including a second appearance from Bjork! 🙌🏼

Liking this post may bring on an orgasm … I’ll let you know.

ITV releases performances cut from the 2026 Brit Awards:

Fans have complained that the trailer for “The Bill” reboot has too much of a tone shift

Gays, it’s time for my Homosense trend report - join me on a trip to Homosense so you don’t have to go ❤️✌️

Tapping out of February like:

No tapping on the foookin table lads! I’m going in 👻