A fun thing about getting older is throwing out your back from <checks notes> working on a jigsaw puzzle.
A fun thing about getting older is throwing out your back from <checks notes> working on a jigsaw puzzle.
Happy New Year.
On our nationβs 250th birthday, letβs take it back.
Grandkitten time π± π±
If you go to the USDA website, in a comical Hatch violation, the website says the SNAP well has run dry (it hasnβt) and that itβs Democrats fault for giving healthcare to βillegal aliensβ and people who want βgenital mutilation procedures.β
MA ensures everyone age 5+ can get a COVID booster: www.boston.com/news/coronav...
An aerial view of roads organized in a neat grid, in Detroit Michigan
Grids like this are how a midwesterner knows theyβre home
A BinaxNOW COVID-19 test kit
π΅ Hello Binax, my old frieeeeeend. Youβve come to scrape my brain agaaaaaaain πΆ
Truly a magical time to be alive
A blonde long-haired dachshund looks at the camera
A blonde long-haired dachshund looks at the ceiling
A blonde long-haired dachshund is rolled on his back with stomach in the air
This diva.
#dachshund
An octopus always keeps one tentacle free in case it needs to strangle a lobster.
Nature is crazy.
Two kittens lay on the carpet outside a door, near a personβa feet
Carpet sharks
Kitten? Burrito?
Yes
Our Oggy dogger has a slipped disc, but might be ok with some crate rest and being drugged into the stratosphere
These are my grandkittens π
I am a rule follower, so here you go
A woman stands in a kitchen wearing a sweatsuit with baked beans pattern
High fiber fit.
If I have to have a colonoscopy, Iβm going to be a clown about it.
Itβs opening day of hot potato season
#dachshund
A bowl of macaroni and cheese next to a bowl of applesauce
Colonoscopy prep has me eating like a 3 year old
The crust wanter
Itβs hellebore time
Itβs true; and my current two are unfortunately really good at it. Our first pair tried but were pretty unskilled hunters.
A black and tan dachshund sits on a bed with a tuft of rabbit fur hanging from its mouth
It has been 0 days since the last rabbit nest massacre
A weather forecast showing chance of snow and rain for two days
jfc, New England
A fresh tattoo of a red dachshund in the traditional style, on an upper arm
No, *youβre* having an empty nest midlife crisis involving a sudden uptick in new tattoos
Audubon prints added to our kidβs room, furthering my empty-nest agenda of making this the unnecessarily fanciest room in our house
I just⦠AAARRGGHHHH.
Going to go cry into my public health degree.
Our #F1 bingo team name this year is Scuderia Dilly Dally, and I can't stop laughing about it.
A blonde long-haired dachshund rests on the blanket with a person laying down
When your kid is home from school for a visit
#dachshund #petsky
Weβve made the grave mistake of staying in University City on our Philadelphia trip during St Pattyβs weekend.
Carl Cheng at ICA in Philly