Jason Marbach

Just a smol bean

Sometimes not until we start writing the last arc/chapter 😅

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May she dual wield twin giant spoons as she consumes feces

Even a very casual application of causal foresight to this nugget makes it seem very, very alarming and bad, to me. The disconnect I’m feeling from all the people laughing and cracking jokes in the comments is leagues wide

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Just a gentle reminder 😘

I mean, did you read the thing there from AOC? They rushed the vote and weren’t given time for debate on it. Something very fishy was happening with that bill. Voting “no” on it is the obvious choice, since they weren’t given time to add amendments to actually protect the victims.

Awful lot of pant-shitting happening in these comments. There’s a reason the bill is DOA: it was put together haphazardly and would put victims at risk. Pretty simple.

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Victim safety:

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Come on, man. Nobody who is capable of tying their own shoes is stupid enough to try and make this stupid ass argument in good faith.

Nobody anywhere wants this piece of garbage for dog catcher, much less any other elected position. Shut up about him

They’re going to blame the school attack on AI, I just know it. “Don’t blame us, Claude is the one who told us where to strike!”

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A year is a start, right? Hell, I hope our book is doing so well a year from now. Anyway, congrats!

Thank you for the kind words, we appreciate the support so much! Congrats on the early returns for The Inbetween, looks like it's off to a fantastic start!

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Boy that’s real dumb

I need to pick your brain on how you achieved such a beautiful special edition, so I can follow suit one day. It’s spectacular. It must cost so much to print, but my goodness is it worth every nickel.

Let’s gooooooo

Your vacuous immorality and demonstrable lack of ethics or principle isn’t our problem, Alexander.

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lol no

Thanks for the heads up, blocked the slop peddler

I believe what’s being discussed is both, yeah. I’m saying a salary cap is errant, waffling horsesht, and it is in other sports too

All other sports are wrong. What would increase parity is a salary *floor*, not a salary *cap*

There’s not. Hope this helped. Clowns.

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some of you type like you've never been punched in the face and all i can say is I hope you don't actually talk like that outside where the grass is

Is the messaging good? No. But is it effective? Also no. Thankfully, the corporate donors and the lobbyists are insulating Jeffries and Schumer from learning anything