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the USPS hold music is shockingly spicy.

07.03.2026 00:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today's abysmal jobs report is a reminder that tax cuts for corporations and the rich don’t create jobs or grow the economy.

What's required is investment in working people — and better wages.

When workers have money to spend, the economy grows and businesses create more jobs.

Remember this.

06.03.2026 16:00 👍 8422 🔁 2859 💬 332 📌 118
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Like clockwork.

06.03.2026 17:30 👍 17741 🔁 7099 💬 765 📌 398
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 16425 🔁 3341 💬 253 📌 172
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i hope she goes back to this haircut

05.03.2026 18:57 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

aggressively tracking my EBay purchases will make the demons go away.

05.03.2026 04:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I hate how accurate this tweet is.

01.03.2026 15:05 👍 18890 🔁 5433 💬 427 📌 228

How come “How are you going to pay for it?” is never asked about endless war?

02.03.2026 15:45 👍 17254 🔁 4163 💬 648 📌 177

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01.03.2026 03:22 👍 6048 🔁 988 💬 69 📌 33

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party.

We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

28.02.2026 00:43 👍 21540 🔁 5715 💬 600 📌 240
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28.02.2026 00:19 👍 362 🔁 128 💬 5 📌 6
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27.02.2026 16:03 👍 83 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 7

i thought sex offenders weren’t supposed to live in government housing

26.02.2026 23:02 👍 7934 🔁 1265 💬 0 📌 1

things can’t be this evil and this stupid at the same time

27.02.2026 03:30 👍 2837 🔁 304 💬 150 📌 56

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

26.02.2026 21:59 👍 6146 🔁 2479 💬 54 📌 41
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Male Neandertals and female humans likely interbred more often than the other way around Interbreeding between Neandertals and ancient anatomically modern humans primarily occurred between male Neandertals and female humans, a new study suggests

No change to this very moment, honestly. Ever since the first overbearing asshole claimed he owned fire and could mansplain all of the better cave drawings, it's been same shit, different night.

26.02.2026 21:37 👍 223 🔁 28 💬 18 📌 1
Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors https://theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backlash-after-partying-with-nancy-guthries-captors/

26.02.2026 21:00 👍 5011 🔁 776 💬 83 📌 25

then indict the DOJ.

26.02.2026 19:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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All y'all going to jail

26.02.2026 03:01 👍 13988 🔁 2592 💬 1246 📌 325

tfw today it is snowballs

26.02.2026 06:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The President continues to threaten to jail me.

My job is to stand up for the people of Illinois and stand in the way of him harming them.

26.02.2026 02:36 👍 8915 🔁 2095 💬 176 📌 59

The Atlantic offices must be slathered in lead paint.

24.02.2026 22:48 👍 121 🔁 13 💬 8 📌 0

Democrats dropped a bill TODAY to stop private equity's housing takeover. Let's get this done.

24.02.2026 17:25 👍 2069 🔁 385 💬 68 📌 64

new Amoeba Hollywood remains A FREAKING SHADOW!!!

(spits on ground)

24.02.2026 02:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no, if you hadn’t noticed.

23.02.2026 07:51 👍 39 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1
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DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officers’ lies are exposed in court String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as ‘violent perpetrators’

A MN protester accused of assaulting ICE officer had case dropped after vids showed no assault.

LA protester accused of assaulting ICE w/ “hat” had case dropped; judge said govt acted in “bad faith”

In Chicago, 92 ppl were arrested for assault/impeding ICE; 0 convicted

DOJ keeps lying and losing:

21.02.2026 21:22 👍 5889 🔁 2146 💬 117 📌 107
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Democratic Rep. Tom Suozzi Owned Palantir Stock While Voting to Fund Homeland Security Palantir is doing huge business with the federal government as its share price soars.

god he’s the fucking worst

21.02.2026 16:34 👍 2685 🔁 684 💬 83 📌 55
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So..... how's YOUR week going so far?

20.02.2026 09:21 👍 18392 🔁 2147 💬 1499 📌 282

and why did his father get arrested marching w/ the Ku Klux Klan?

20.02.2026 22:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0