Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt⦠and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.
Something that speaks to a sudden decline in our society is the amount of people Iβve seen lately approaching stop signs and then going right through them like βnope, donβt believe in this anymore!β
Love this piece, very spot on considering the fervor with which people participate in nostalgia anymore. Also I talk with my blue collar husband about this, who lives parallel to the imagined, most desired life of many white collar men. There's a phantom of masculinity which we all worship.
Easing Americans into transitioning out of their giant gas guzzling SUVs into a giant gas guzzling station wagon instead, GM's most perfect vehicle:
We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.
God I hate this stupid team that I love
Dirt 3 is so good
friends: what are you doing this saturday
me:
Walking through KamurochΕ. Guy in a suit so white it makes me angry bumps into me so i throw a punch. Miss. He breaks a bicycle over my head. Individual leaves of lettuce and a single dog collar explode from my body as I collapse
Look how we killed baseball in a large region of the country
It's a crime that not every state has a team.
unusual whales Β© @unusual_whalesβ’ 3h There are only 1.6 job openings per 100 employees in white-collar service roles, the lowest level since 2015, per Bloomberg.
The fake email job pyramid scheme is collapsing. Americaβs empire will run solely on the backs of Cracker Barrel waitresses, Twitch streamers, DoorDash drivers and solar panel companies that will be out of business in 8 months.
The numbers are staggering:
Rent is now unaffordable for a record *half* of U.S. renters.
Some 30 million jobs pay less than $15 an hour. The average wage needed to afford a one-bedroom apartment has climbed to $28.17 β nearly four times the federal minimum wage, which hasn't gone up in 16 years.
a cap/floor system is simply anti-labor. that's really it. you can't make owners actually want to win by instituting a floor and then suppressing wages on top of it. a fair floor $ would never be agreed to because owners wouldn't want to spend it and it would always come w a cap.
so glad i left and deleted twitter only to see post after post screenshot here. bringing that shit here is bringing the devil himself. now i get to see things i aimed to avoid, and that get past my filters. i already know matt walsh is deranged, i don't need you to show me more evidence
Imagine being in bed with a girl and asking her to call you βdaddyβ and she says it like Tracy Jordanβs illegitimate son, Donald.
The floor in every other cap sport is 90% of the cap. That is never going to happen in MLB. The Pirates and A's are never going to spend 250+ million dollars.
every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all
indeed
free yourself today from any felt obligation to kiss a troopβs ass
no sorry weβre not doing this anymore. not for a volunteer army committing atrocities
Liberals love to cope that the military is poverty draft which completely misses that a large plurality of soldiers are middle class failsons of dealership owners who wants to go kill some Arabs for fun
Expecting us β with good reason based on history β to all thank them for their service. Fuck your service and fuck you.
Saving a life is brave. Being instructed to kill and saying no I will not do that is brave. But killing like this? It is the least human thing you can do.
"I feel bad for the troops" posts are just incredible in 2026. Anyone signing up these days wasn't even alive for Iraq and we're supposed to act like they were fooled into thinking what the imperial military is about and for? Everyone has had plenty of time to hear a rumor or two.
i didnβt know dick about shit at 12 years old when the US invaded iraq but i knew it was bullshit then and not to brag but my bullshit detectors have only gotten stronger in my years since leaving adolescence. wish i could say the same for basically any fed level elected official rn
There are a couple guys on this season of Love Is Blind where...to be honest I'm a little annoyed at the other dudes for not drowning them in the resort pool. They're making all of us look bad, you gotta step up and do what's right for the team
RFK would be a perfect 30 Rock character. A combination of Dr Spaceman and John Slattery's senator from Rhode Island
I want to clarify this because people have asked: organizations in general giving money to trans people for hormones and ID changes and moving fees, good. Organizations giving money to legal teams for the newest lawsuit to try and slow this down, maybe not the priority right now
The ACLU gets over $50,000,000 a year in funding and trans people have like a 30% unemployment rate. Your money goes a lot further when itβs handed to someone constantly on the brink of homelessness instead of given to filmmakers to shoot a documentary about losing a very important case, you know?
