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@steppinlazer

no one skeets like gaston, reads bad tweets like gaston www.alexis.work 🐣 she/her

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Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 8477 πŸ” 1934 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 34

Lick Up the Butter, You Dog! (3)

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6
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me after writing five words

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4315 πŸ” 1144 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 112
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Wandering The Squirming Multiplicities, by Efrim Waite 4 track album

It's Bandcamp Friday! And Bluesky embeds Bandcamp links now!

Excellent opportunity to plug this acid folk album created by Efrim Waite, Neurocracy's resident mystical musician ✨

06.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

youtu.be/HCfscufnonA

06.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Introducing the <Low Poly Rat Jam>!

Team up or go it alone - submissions open 6 - 22 March.

No ranks, no prizes, only a promise: I will play and review EVERY RAT GAME.

itch.io/jam/low-poly... #ratjam #gamedev #lowpoly #lowpolyratday

03.03.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 25
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'Every Love Song in the World'

A new performance-lecture on the intimacies and extremes of infrastructures. Tracing how Filipinos condition and inhabit technologies: from cableship workers on the USAT Burnside, the ILOVEYOU virus, the 8chan forums, to League's T1 Faker as a geopolitical fantasy...

06.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is excellent.

Outlets can just do this! No current events hook, not even a new release for the author, just 'this writer is good as hell' backed by a lot of close reading.

05.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Urgent warning to residents of southern Lebanon: Hezbollah’s terrorist activities are forcing the Defense Army to act against it with force. The Defense Army does not intend to harm you. For your safety, you must evacuate your homes immediately. Anyone who is near Hezbollah members, its facilities, or its weapons puts his life at risk. Any house used by Hezbollah for military purposes may become a target. To the residents of southern Lebanon, you must go right away to the north side of the Litani River to ensure your safetyβ€”evacuate your homes immediately and move northward beyond the Litani River. Be aware that any movement southward will endanger your lives.

Urgent warning to residents of southern Lebanon: Hezbollah’s terrorist activities are forcing the Defense Army to act against it with force. The Defense Army does not intend to harm you. For your safety, you must evacuate your homes immediately. Anyone who is near Hezbollah members, its facilities, or its weapons puts his life at risk. Any house used by Hezbollah for military purposes may become a target. To the residents of southern Lebanon, you must go right away to the north side of the Litani River to ensure your safetyβ€”evacuate your homes immediately and move northward beyond the Litani River. Be aware that any movement southward will endanger your lives.

Quick translation of the IDF statement ordering all of south Lebanon's population to immediately leave.

Keep in mind that Israel has never stopped bombing south Lebanon since the 'ceasefire.' They are now taking the next step to destroy as much of the country as they can.

04.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 435 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 13
Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

04.03.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 2275 πŸ” 1457 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 205
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 23061 πŸ” 8820 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 189
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out here using the current popular image filtering trend incorrectly to create interesting abstractions of my paintings

05.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

the most fun thing i’ve learned is nogalitos means β€œwalnuts” in spanish and β€œkill yourself” in latvian

05.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

feel betterrrrr

05.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A selfie of Elias and his father Mohammed inside a tent.

A selfie of Elias and his father Mohammed inside a tent.

Gaza’s doctors say there's still hope!My son’s sight can be saved with the right treatment.Don’t let his eyes fade into darkness.
Your help is his only bridge to see again.Please,help me fund his surgery&save his vision!πŸ₯πŸ‘οΈHELP HIM SEE!
Verified by: @mommunism.bsky.social βœ…

gofund.me/b8fb6f4e7

03.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 80
a worried-looking chonky chocolate labrador sitting on the floor

a worried-looking chonky chocolate labrador sitting on the floor

this is my friend’s dog tickles. her kids named her; she’s a chocolate lab and has absolutely no self-preservation instincts at all

05.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me rn

05.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i am experiencing loud american expats complaining over the most dumbshit things to service workers at the mall smoothie stand. president xi you know what to do

05.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Heal Minds Gaza: empowering Palestinian children who were in detention Palestinian children in Israeli occupation prisons face severe psychological violence that deeply impacts their sense of safety, identity, and community after their detention. The Heal Minds Gaza…

I'm posting so much because it's soooo important yall: we can help eighty Palestinian kids released from occupation prisons!

Art therapy, life skills, trust-building, and much more (read the description!!). Four weeks left to make it happen: chuffed.org/project/hmg

05.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Amberspire, our dice driven science fantasy city builder, will release MAY 6!

Roll dice, grow a city, forge alliances, interact with an ecology, and read a history of the future.

PC, Mac, Steam Deck - May 6!

s.team/a/3350750

04.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 20
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found my oomfs

04.03.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
an actual official sincerely real napkin on a nando’s restaurant table that says β€œstains create the best memories”

an actual official sincerely real napkin on a nando’s restaurant table that says β€œstains create the best memories”

ok nando’s napkin

04.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nadia Shammas | @Nadia-Shammas Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.

Taking this as a sign from the world that I needed this time of forced hibernation to finally come back stronger in the spring and be around more.

*Last link I posted wasn’t working! But my ability to work has been limited and I will post my link if you can spare it-
venmo.com/u/Nadia-Sham...

04.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Miyamoto/itoi interview from 1989 is neat. Interesting how these issues of of player taste becoming rigid, then others pushing back on it, seems to be an timeless part of games culture

Also interesting miyamoto liked hypercard games! I see the influence on 90s zelda
shmuplations.com/itoimiyamoto

03.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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thunderclap headaches are actually fucking godawful

03.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed.
Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing β€˜reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago.

03.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 3503 πŸ” 1530 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 282

"always the golfer, never the wildfire victim."

03.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 1213 πŸ” 264 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2