Connor ✡️ | C.M. Caplan

Im not one to air my beef publicly but thanks to @tombookbeard.bsky.social Ive just narrowly escaped making my kids late for school! I read The Fungitive, his story from the incredible The Book of Spores anthology. I could not rip my eyes away from this violent, hilarious, hipster roller coaster!

actually it's called grouchomarxxing

The thing with him is he obviously lies about the tattoo, and also obviously lies that Collins sent him to Iraq when he volunteered after the war started.

He’s just an entitled dumbass allergic to taking responsibility for anything he’s ever said or done in his life.

THE IDEAL BODY!!

if i could just find out how much tickets to these things cost that'd be a phenomenal start 😅

i need to get to one of those burlesque themed Sinners Shabbat events in new york at some point everything i see about them always looks so fucking cool

Ep. 193 of @sffaddictspod.bsky.social is LIVE! Join my co-host Greta Kelly and I for our interview with @carissabroadbent.bsky.social, where we chat about her War of Lost Hearts series, hybrid publishing, marketing and more.

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When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

AHHHH

me talking about pacific rim

realizing i may have accidentally reproduced the jack nicholson monologue from A FEW GOOD MEN lmaoo

These dorks can’t even figure out which religion they’re mad at me for following

actually it's called grouchomarxxing

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

"do i really owe you "money" dave? why are you placing so much value in this arbitrary social construct? it's just paper! it only has value cause we decided it does! this whole thing crumbles at the slightest scrutiny!"

he's not wrong on a technical level that they are in fact arbitrary social constructs, but so are things like race or gender and i'm guessing this guy isn't going around like "we need to stop believing in things like hawaiian people and women. stop doing it. there's no point to it all. wrap it up."

I really liked this book. @keandrewsauthor.bsky.social you wrote a good one

Y'all should give it a read

and today is my dad's birthday, and I wrote Exit Ghost for him.

an image of Eve Astrid Andersson (now a Google Senior Director) posing with a rifle aimed at vintage computers on a wooden desk in a dimly lit room with white painted walls.

writer's block? okay. block this.

i hope one day you develop a capacity for emotional sincerity so you can look back on this period of your life with a sense of great shame

I’m all for a revival of mainline Protestant theology in the US, which I think would be broadly positive, and I wish Talarico well. I don’t mind at all that his Christianity inspires him, but I do wish he could find a way to express that without making Second Temple Judaism the obstacle to overcome.

Progressive Christianity arguably has even more of a supersessionism problem than conservative Christianity, since it needs to define itself as a Christianity of love against the conservative Christianity of rules and legalism, which is then inherently associated with Judaism.

the president has literally called israel our country and benjamin netanyahu our prime minister and called us disloyal to them both and not a fucking thing happened

Counterpoint, John: there is literally nothing Israel can do that would make it okay to shoot up your local synagogue.

TOMORROW on @sffaddictspod.bsky.social, we chat with the incredibly talented @carissabroadbent.bsky.social!

SELF-PUB compared to TRAD PUB 📚
Ep. 193 airs tomorrow, with guest @carissabroadbent.bsky.social and co-hosts @adrianmgibson.bsky.social & Greta Kelly comparing what it’s like to be a self-pub vs. trad pub author.

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okay so this will be ready for beta reads in a week

the two working titles are "BETWEEN DEATH AND DREAMS" or "GANGSTERS, GODS, AND DYBBUKS" and i really like the second one but i'm not sure how many readers i have who even know what a dybbuk is

so if you see this leave a comment letting me know 😅

Screenshot of a tweet from Representative Andy Ogles that says: "Muslims don't belong in American society. Pluralism is a lie."

This is disgusting and disturbingly becoming the norm among far-right members of Congress. When elected officials decline to condemn this hatred, it is allowed to fester and grow.

We know we are *all* safer in a pluralistic democracy and must take these menacing, corrosive statements seriously.

every time i see that it sounds indistinguishable from “I know liberals and Stalinists aren’t the same thing but what are we supposed to think when the Fox News is always saying they’re the same??”

my hot writing take is that playing with POV is neat and you can do what you want. present tense first! close third! first-person-direct-address with bits of omniscient third! anything is legal if you look good doing it!!