All but two of us are out of the office tomorrow. The other person who is here asked if we can work from home. They told him no, but then my boss came to me and said it was OK if I did 💀 we have different supervisors so it kind of makes sense. But I feel bad but also I’m stoked to wfh.
Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
Ducks eating watermelon: 🔊 #AGoodPlace
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If you put soap on your hands before getting them wet, you might be a psychopath.
Lately, I’ve been taking naps in the on the couch because it’s not as comfy and I won’t sleep as much. It doesn’t really work but at least I’m trying. #NapQueen
After spending so much time in NYC working on a research project, I FINALLY saw a random celebrity just walking down the street. It’s about damn time. Thanks, Eric Andre!
Waiting for my sandwich at a random deli and overhearing this guy tell his friend that he’s allergic “to weed smoke or any contaminant in the air,” he’s a college sophomore. Dude is gonna have a rough life.
I overall really enjoy Anthony Edwards but he’s also so damn cocky, it’s kinda nice to see him have a bad game occasionally.
#nbasky
Michael B. Jordan and the Count from Sesame Street
Sinners (2025)
Three hours into a flight and we turn all the lights off and sing happy birthday to everyone that has a May birthday. The entire plane is clapping. My own personal hell just happened on this Southwest flight.
Just checked into my Southwest flight tomorrow *exactly* 24 hours ahead, not a minute later. I’m still position B47. Not stoked to pay for an assigned seat but this system also isn’t great.
Charles Barkley just said “the national nightmare is over the Lakers are gone.” 😭💀😂
Just 3 weeks ago my dumb ass was like “omg could the Lakers actually win this championship this year, it might happen!” Having hope was my first mistake. #NBAsky
Just some guy walking down the street with his briefcase but also dressed like the Statue of Liberty. Pretty accurate representation of what’s it like to live right outside DC.
Love Murray but can’t stand Jokić, the Nuggets are such an enigma. At least everyone on the Clippers are all pretty easy to hate. #NBASky
AND I JUST CAME HOME TO A $100 TRAFFIC CAMERA TICKET OMG
Just got honked at whilst yielding to traffic coming off the freeway. Then a few minutes later I got honked out for yielding to traffic at a broken traffic light. Driving in the #DMV is the fucking worst.
Pritzker: Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research…
I don’t like the Clippers but I also don’t like the Nuggets. I’m disappointed when either team makes a basket 😭
Mondays are really my time to shine at the #NYT crossword and Wordle.
Oof do we think the visit with JD Vance is what finally did the Pope in?
I’m watching The Sopranos for the first time and HOLY SHIT it’s so good. Like obviously I knew it was good but yeah, totally get it. HBO is her prime was a thing of beauty. #TVSky
As a Lakers fan, it’s a huge win for us. But as an AD fan, I really feel for him. He tried so hard tonight.
From The Onion: Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Some of the people I went to high school with have kids who are straight up teenagers now. Like, 16-17 years old. It’s so weird and it makes me feel old af.
NOTE: There are more people *in this frame of television* than there are transgender athletes in the State of Maine
*All* of this is theater for stupid people
Quick point. Congress can use the spending fight in September (remember Chuck Schumer surrendered till then) to prevent a single dollar from being used to house prisoners in El Salvador.
Someone on Reddit just said Katy Perry and Jenna Maroney are the same person and it’s just so true.
Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?"
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
